Totally random picture thread

[Clara D.]

Sorry but those are ducks, not geese. Ducks can be buttheads too but geese are pros at it.

C M Ducks?
M R not Ducks.
O S M R Ducks, C M Wings?
L I B, M R Ducks!

 

[Clara D.]

 

[Free]

Someone did the math. I hope.

 

[Essence Lumin]

Someone did the math. I hope.

A nickel is around 5 grams so 200,000 nickels.

 

[Free]

Shouldn't this sign end with "AROUND THE FRONT"?

 

[WolfEyes]

Shouldn't this sign end with "AROUND THE FRONT"?

Then it wouldn't be "the other back".

"No, not that right, you're other right!"

 

[Govi]

Then it wouldn't be "the other back".

"No, not that right, you're other right!"

In dance class, it was: "No, no! Your OTHER right foot."

 

[Free]

 

[WolfEyes]

Well, it is true. Or you can lightly flat sand with a fine grit which you are supposed to do occasionally to remove the stuck in the groove bits. Always wash with warm soapy water and rinse thoroughly then hand dry and let it sit in the drainer until all moisture has evaporated.

Why don't people's mothers teach them such things these days?

 

[Khamon]

The grandmother taught us to peel, pare, slice, and chop in our hand. Been doing it all my life without incident. I only cut myself when chasing food across a cutting board.

 

[Sid]

 

[Free]

Why don't people's mothers teach them such things these days?

My mother taught me that if something is called a "chopping board," then it's pretty likely you can chop things on it.

 

[Essence Lumin]

I can offer better prices. Further discounts if accepted with kitty litter.

 

[Veritable Quandry]

It means the finish has not been tested or does not meet US food quality standards.

 

[WolfEyes]

The grandmother taught us to peel, pare, slice, and chop in our hand. Been doing it all my life without incident. I only cut myself when chasing food across a cutting board.

I was taught to do it both ways but use a cutting board because it is safer when the cutting is being done properly. I can also crack an egg with one hand, either left or right. You just have to get a feel for the "pull". Cooking is an art.

 

[WolfEyes]

My mother taught me that if something is called a "chopping board," then it's pretty likely you can chop things on it.

I think you need to read that again.

Why don't people's mothers teach them to sand their cutting boards down to get rid of the bits of food that get caught in the knife blade's grooves?

Am I that hard to understand?

 

[Free]

Am I that hard to understand?

Yes.

And my mother never taught me to sand. That was one of my brothers.

 

[Beebo Brink]

My mother barely knew how to cook, much less the finer points of kitchen utensil maintenance.

 

[WolfEyes]

Yes.

And my mother never taught me to sand. That was one of my brothers.

Could your mom rebuild a Formula B engine? Mine could and did.

Neither of my brothers could sand worth a shit. Worst Bondo job ever.

The question was mostly rhetorical and meant that most people aren't taught things they really do need to learn when young, like they used to be. My high school sweetheart was a rare gem. His mom taught him to wash dishes, his own clothes, how to sew on a button and repair a rip etc. and he didn't mind doing those things at all. Every guy I have had a relationship with since then... don't get me started. They know how they just refuse to help themselves. And yes, that does piss me off.

Besides that, I was just blowing a bit of steam. Toot, toot!

 

[Free]

Parking in this neighborhood is bad.