The Make us Laugh Challenge Thread

Katheryne Helendale

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A man came home with a big bouquet of flowers for his wife.

"Oh," she says. "I suppose now I'm supposed to spread my legs!"

The man replies, "Why? Don't we have a vase?"
 

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It's funny because he wanted rewards and compliments for being fake af?
It's funny because old white Republicans have no sense of irony when confronted with the truth?
It's funny because a costume and a role cannot disguise the man baby within, and all his followers have that in common?

It's all so tragically real, I don't know what's funny anymore.
 

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Little Billy returned home from school and says that he got an "F" in arithmetic.

Father: Why?

Billy: The teacher asked "how much is 2 x 3", and I said 6.

Father: But that's right!

Billy: Then she asked me, "how much is 3 x 2"?

Father: What's the fucking difference?

Billy: That's what I said!