The Make us Laugh Challenge Thread

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[Clara D.]

That's the correct way for anyone with cats or small children

I'm Chaotic Neutral though, mine is just a loose roll that goes random places.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Where can get? Also, was this invented by Gwyneth? Asking for a friend.

Dunno, but if you find out where to get it, let me know!

 

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Maglink

 

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[Katheryne Helendale]

A man came home with a big bouquet of flowers for his wife.

"Oh," she says. "I suppose now I'm supposed to spread my legs!"

The man replies, "Why? Don't we have a vase?"

 

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It's funny because he wanted rewards and compliments for being fake af?
It's funny because old white Republicans have no sense of irony when confronted with the truth?
It's funny because a costume and a role cannot disguise the man baby within, and all his followers have that in common?

It's all so tragically real, I don't know what's funny anymore.

 

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[Katheryne Helendale]

 

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Should I carry a jar into the bathroom and pee into that???

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

A frog went and took one of those DNA tests. Turns out he's part Irish, part French, and a tad Pole.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Little Billy returned home from school and says that he got an "F" in arithmetic.

Father: Why?

Billy: The teacher asked "how much is 2 x 3", and I said 6.

Father: But that's right!

Billy: Then she asked me, "how much is 3 x 2"?

Father: What's the fucking difference?

Billy: That's what I said!

 

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[Romana]

Following up on that :


This was the tweet that started it.


Then everyone chimed in with misnamed art.

 

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[Archer]

Make sure you read the replies to that tweet. They are hilarious!