October 14th 2018 - End of the world

[GoblinCampFollower]

You heard it here first!

On Sunday October 14th, you can all kiss your asses goodbye! On this glorious day, the goblins from outer space will invade and destroy most of you. Those left will be domesticated. Most will be eaten.

By posting this here I have:

1) Warned you all of your impending doom.

2) Finally given this forum an event. I couldn't stand this forum being empty.

 

[Kara Spengler]

Nah, October 3rd will beat you too it. That is the day of the forced tweet, err, "presidential" alert to our cells.

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

Nah, October 3rd will beat you too it. That is the day of the forced tweet, err, "presidential" alert to our cells.

His English will be too mangled and everyone will just scratch their heads trying to figure out what he meant. So thinks will "sort of" be normal until the invasion.

 

[Noodles]

Not gonna lie, at this point I will fight to be first in line with all the bull shit going on in the news.

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

Not gonna lie, at this point I will fight to be first in line with all the bull shit going on in the news.

You'll make a great pet for our new, superior, goblin overlords!

 

[Kara Spengler]

His English will be too mangled and everyone will just scratch their heads trying to figure out what he meant. So thinks will "sort of" be normal until the invasion.

According to the information on it it will just be a boring 'this is a test' message. In actuality though, he has the power to have it say whatever he wants (or even send another one later). To him it probably translates as '300 million twitter followers and they ALL have notifications turned on with no way of turning them off'. The initial idea was for something like after 9/11 or Pearl Harbor, it did not take a twitterer-in-chief into account.

 

[Kara Spengler]

Not gonna lie, at this point I will fight to be first in line with all the bull shit going on in the news.

I call second!

 

[Sid]

You heard it here first!

On Sunday October 14th, you can all kiss your asses goodbye! On this glorious day, the goblins from outer space will invade and destroy most of you. Those left will be domesticated. Most will be eaten.

Damn, and I just have arranged to switch cable company October 3.
So I will only be able to enjoy the discount that the new company offered for 11 days?

 

[Pancake]

I thought this post was going to be about pot being legal in Canada, but that’s on the 17th

 

[Lady Darnk Juniorette]

Pancake is gonna be so baked.

 

[Han Held]

Pancake is gonna be so baked.

I doubt it

Spoiler

you fry pancakes.

 

[craz]

How to Make Pot Pancakes: Recipe & Instructions - Original Weed Recipes

 

[Marita]

Made it past the Y2K and Dec 21, 2012 "We are all gonna DIE" events ... so looking forward to "Sunday October 14th , The Day of the Goblins" ... SyFy will make a good movie about it (with added Sharks).

 

[Free]

Hmm. The Day of the Goblin Sharks. I might watch that.

 

[Sid]

Well damn, should or shouldn't I buy tickets for Fridays Euro Jackpot lottery?
Is it worth a couple of Euros to have the possibility to Goblin die rich two days later?

 

[Free]

Who would end the world on a Sunday? Can't be Lutherans.

 

[Robert Jung]

One more day. This is exciting!

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

I know many of you think this is funny, but being enslaved or eaten by goblins is like German comedy; it is no laughing matter!

I have just been laying awake every night trying to figure out what to do. I spent the last month working on it. I traveled deep into the Congo to petition the great king of the Apes to help us. I couldn't believe it when I was told that they had already surrendered.

After this failure, I felt even more desperate. I traveled to Belacur. Belacur is a secluded kingdom, roughly the size of Alaska, in eastern Siberia on land that Russia pretends to own. I won't insult your intelligence by telling you what kinds of great powers are to be found within the great, uncharted territory of Siberia; but few know that the swine folk of Belacur control it all. I could not get an audience with their king, only an adviser. You would not believe the humiliating tribute he demanded of me only to let it be known that they had a good deal with the goblins.

I'm at my wit's end. It's a really big long shot, but I'm going to try to contact Robert Smith.

 

[Free]

Anyone know what *time* we're going up in flames, or whatever? I hate how they schedule these end of the world events like a visit from the cable company. I'm not wasting my entire Sunday waiting for it.

Meanwhile, It seems the part of the world now in Sunday is still here. At least, no horrible reports on the TV yet.

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

Anyone know what *time* we're going up in flames, or whatever? I hate how they schedule these end of the world events like a visit from the cable company. I'm not wasting my entire Sunday waiting for it.

Meanwhile, It seems the part of the world now in Sunday is still here. At least, no horrible reports on the TV yet.

I'm sure the goblins have a specific time in mind in their battle plans, but I am not privy to it.

I'm certain my agents at least delayed them, but likely didn't stop them. They missed their last check in.

I guess we'll all have to just be anxiety ridden messes while waiting.