Microsoft's newest Windows feature that nobody asked for is Recall, "powered by Copilot" I guess, that will help you find things you've done in the past by helpfully
taking and storing a picture of literally everything you do on your computer, in any application, continuously.
This is actually really neat! Not only does it take pictures of your screen every few seconds, but each screenshot is picked through by AI to build a searchable database of keywords. This is unimaginably useful! Because like, imagine you're an
American citizen and
someone who has gained access to your computer you want to remember everything you've said or read about the
President for Life or Three Terms, Whichever Comes First, His Supreme Orangeness the Rapist in Chief and Defrauder of All he Sees - why all you have to do is search for "
Trump" and SHAZAM you've got a whole sheaf of screenshots of every single time the word
Trump has ever appeared on your screen along with its context, including on pesky apps that don't keep records of that sort of thing for some reason, like encrypted chats and sandboxed virtual machines! How handy is that?