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If the ancient computer uses tubes it probably goes through half a dozen a day so it's going to need another one in a couple of hours.
That actually was another weird part.

It had a LOT of broken tubes, and one good "special tube". The "special tube" broke, and the old xomputer stoped working. (For some reason they needed its gelp to stop a villain from stealing lab animals).

So they replaced the one "special tube" and all of thenother tubes miraculously grew back.
 

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I miss April Fools day pranks on the internet. Used to be, various search engines and forums and news outlets would do silly things. The tradition of online April Fools Day jokes goes all the say back to at least 1984, when rumors circulated in the Soviet Union that Usenet was coming to Russia. Ironic that Russia is now trying to cut themselves off from the rest of the internet, rather than wanting to engage with it.

Now? The news is funny, but no more absurd than usual. I found one article saying Jeopardy is going to be cancelled over Miyam Belik's homeopathic bullshit, but that's probably standard lying clickbait. Fox News hired Kaitlyn Jenner as a talking head, and congressman Cawthorn says that the stories regarding his cocaine orgies are exaggerated. In 2012, those would be a funny April Fools day jokes, but in 2022, that's just normal stupidity. Maybe satire really is dead, in a world where all the politicians want to make me laugh, and all the comedians want to make me think.

Reddit is doing /r/place again, as they have done for 5 years straight, because the only thing reddit loves more than being clever is beating a dead horse. That's it.

Google used to do all kinds of nutty things on April fools day! Google has no doodles in 2022, though. Bing has no funny fake products. I don't see any RFCs about things like pidgeons or electricity over IP. The only funny thing happening is

One might say that the state of the world since the pandemic has not lent itself to humor, but I don't think that's the case. I think the internet has just become more boring over the last decade or so. I'm sure we can argue over why it happened all day long, but I think the social media revolution just somehow ended up with us all being less creative online. I think this larger trend is partially what led to the decline of SL.

This trend should be reversed. April fools day 2022 is already half over in my EST time zone, but we should make some plans to fuck with somebody next year.

 

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I know it's noon, EST, so April Fools Day is over for half the world, but I thought I would at least attempt to make an April Fools Day funny. I know, it's kinda lame, and maybe too topical to be good for April Fools Day, but it's all I could think up last minute.

Sign my petition to let Jerry Springer host the 2023 Academy Awards!

 

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I know it's noon, EST, so April Fools Day is over for half the world, but I thought I would at least attempt to make an April Fools Day funny. I know, it's kinda lame, and maybe too topical to be good for April Fools Day, but it's all I could think up last minute.

Sign my petition to let Jerry Springer host the 2023 Academy Awards!

Did you know Jerry Springer was born in a tube station in London?

All I got.

(Why was this posted in the Tech nobody cares thread? Is Jerry really a robot?)
 

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Did you know Jerry Springer was born in a tube station in London?

All I got.

(Why was this posted in the Tech nobody cares thread? Is Jerry really a robot?)
It's in tech, because I was mainly talking about April Fools day pranks online. See post above the Springer post.
 

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So, the next time I post about people on the internet talking about coffee?

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Getting back to this, if you're interested in exactly what happened here.

Axie Infinity is a cryptocurrency-based "pay to earn" game. The "earning" in this case means, hypothetically at least, that you can trade assets earned in-game for some amount of the cryptocurrency Etherium.

Etherium is too expensive to use directly for continuous small transactions like these - every single transfer of Etherium has a fee attached, called "GAS", whether you're moving it between your own wallets, actually "buying" something with it, transferring it to an exchange, or whatever; and these GAS fees are so high that spending Etherium directly on anything worth less than several hundred dollars is usually impractical. And as if that weren't enough, Etherium, like all proof-of-work blockchain cryptocurrencies, is so ponderously slow that because of its volatility, the actual value of this or that amount of Ether can change - like, substantially - between when a transaction starts and when it's completed, meaning that a buyer or seller could end up getting shafted mid-transaction and there's not really anything they can do about that.

One solution to this problem is "side-chains", which are like little pocket-crypto-universes. The side-chain, like a bank, possesses a certain amount of the base cryptocurrency - Etherium in this case. People can trade and use the currency a lot more quickly and with low or no transaction fees on the side-chain, because these transactions aren't "official" as far as Etherium's actual blockchain is concerned, and they don't use Etherium's validation process. So users on the side-chain aren't really trading Etherium, they're trading "Etherium" - or "wrapped Etherium". When a user on the side-chain decides to "cash out", the side-chain's "official" Etherium wallet pays the user 's official Etherium wallet however much the user is wanting to "withdraw". And this being an official transaction comes with the normal Etherium fees (and slowness, etc). So what you want to do is handle all the small-time transactions on the side-chain and only "cash out" when you have a large enough amount to make it worth the cost of doing so.

Axie Infinity's developers created a side-chain just for their game, called Ronin. The game has a few in-game currencies and NFTs which can be sold for "Etherium" in the Ronin bridge which can in turn be traded into real Etherium.

What happened in this "hack" is, the thieves gained control of the small number of accounts that the Ronin side-chain used to validate transactions, and used them to "validate" the transfer of over $600m worth of Etherium out of Ronin's official Ether wallet to the thieves' official Ether wallet.

So Ronin has no Etherium left in its possession. That means that you, a hypothetical Axie player, may have say 20 "Etherium" saved up in the Ronin side-chain, but you actually have zero Etherium. You cannot cash out of the side-chain because Ronin has no Etherium to "officially" transfer to you. If you hadn't cashed out before the heist, all the time you spent grinding in this game to "earn" money has been wasted.
 
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So, the weirdest thing that I can't even start to explain.

We have this IM program at work, I think its made by a third party but its heavily interally branded.

The log on screen is pretty basic, some image of the day of some scenery with a box for your credentials.

Now, we are (soon) getting rid of this for Teams. We have not yet.

Today, the scenery image is gone, instead there is an error screen. Ok, some kind of error because some back end went away probably, I can explain that.

But its.... A Blue Screen of Death error.

I don't even understand how that would even show up there.

Is the scenery image a screen shot?

Did the scenery image server crash? If so, how is it outputting a BSOD to a screen shot, or to anything.

Is the scenery image some sort of remote desktop view to annimage???

How would it remote desktop to a BSOD? Why would someone design it to work that way in the first place that would be stupidly inefficient.

I hAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.
 

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The technical answer is "it's Microsoft."
 
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I also considered it was some sort of April Fools.Joke that was left over (the work newsletter on Friday was April Fools themed).

But the message is just a regular BSOD. No secret jokes or anything.
 
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But its.... A Blue Screen of Death error.

I don't even understand how that would even show up there.
I don't know but you can get a BSOD screensaver from MS (for XP and earlier)

 

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Crap.

The United Kingdom’s treasury minister has tasked the Royal Mint with creating an NFT as “an emblem of the forward-looking approach” Her Majesty’s Treasury says it’ll take toward cryptocurrencies and blockchains. The project was announced in a speech by John Glen, the Economic Secretary to the Treasury, who said at a summit that more details on the mint’s mint would be coming “very soon.”

While countries like Ukraine have issued NFTs before, this particular announcement feels a bit different — for one, it’s coming from one of the highest levels of the British government. It’s also supposed to be carried out by the entity in charge of printing the country’s money.

I wonder what Isaac Newton would have thought about this.
 
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Another post where I just bitch about work shit

So I have been working on getting a version upgrade done on some software we use. Budget and all that is approved, vendor is ready, it all should be fairly easy.

Part of this involves getting some new (VM) servers. Got the VMs, I can use them and get to them.

But I don't have admin rights (like the old servers) nor do I have access to the attached storage drive which, per documentation, is the only place people are supposed to actually put anything.

I have put in tickets through like a dozen systems and groups, some referenced in the emails about these servers, some on websites with information, some recomended bybother groups.

Not one of these groups can give me any remote answer to how to solve this. Its just "not handled by our group".

Great, so WHO HANDLES IT????
 

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The thing is, gold is real. This is more like turning numbers into daydreams and crappy art.
What I meant by "gold" is the creators of the NFTs selling them, and eventually converting the crypto coins they get for them into real money (dollars, euros, yen, etc.) The crappy art or fanciful "rights" are a means to an end, like the glassware and spells in alchemy. Necessary, but not the end goal.