Nobody Cares: PRS

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The Sea of America, duh. Atlantis is False News.

A North Atlantic Treaty Organization Without Atlantis?

 

[Innula Zenovka]

They came to me—very serious people, the best people—and they said, “Sir, you know the Atlantic Ocean?” I said, “Of course I know it. I know oceans better than anybody.” And they said, “Sir, it’s named after Atlas.”

So I meet Atlas. Big guy. Tremendous shoulders—he’s carrying the whole world, which frankly is a lot of responsibility. And he’s struggling a little, I could see it. Not like me, but he’s struggling.

He looks at me—tears in his eyes—and he says, “Mr President, sir…”

He says, “Sir, I’ve been holding this world up for thousands of years. Thousands. Nobody appreciated it. Nobody said thank you. Very unfair.” And I said, “That’s true, Atlas. Very unfair.”

And then he says—this is what he said, I’ll never forget it—he says, “Sir, they named an ocean after me, but it’s weak now. Very weak. People don’t respect it anymore. I think… maybe we should rename it. The Trumpian Ocean.”

I said, “Atlas, I don’t know, that’s a big change.” And he said, “Sir, it would be the strongest ocean. The most respected ocean. Ships would sail better. The waves—perfect waves. Everybody would say, ‘Wow, what an ocean.’”

And honestly? People are talking about it. They’re saying it might be the best ocean. Atlas loves it. The world feels lighter already.

 

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OMG. Innula is doing her Trump impression. And she *never* does her Trump impression.

 

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I've never seen someone so good at making socialism look cool before. (I'm sorry, but Bernie is too old to make it look cool. But he gets points for continuing to make it look important.)

 

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*sigh*

Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC (@mattnegrin.bsky.social)

The New York Times deleted Trump’s “open the fuckin’ strait” line to make him look less insane Their write-up falsely says his post says only “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!!” and “Praise be to Allah”

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The NYT literally rewrote Trump saying “open the fuckin’ strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in hell” as:

“Mr. Trump issued a new ultimatum to Iran to end its chokehold over the Strait of Hormuz”

 

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This doesn't make up for anything, but I'm glad to see this is at the top of the front page of the NYT today:

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

Oh don't you freaking tease me

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Oh don't you freaking tease me

Vance to visit Hungary as US looks to bolster Orbán ahead of crucial vote

I hope he's as helpful to Orban as was to Poilievre!

 

[Noodles]

*sigh*

Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC (@mattnegrin.bsky.social)

The New York Times deleted Trump’s “open the fuckin’ strait” line to make him look less insane Their write-up falsely says his post says only “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!!” and “Praise be to Allah”

bsky.app

I keep saying, NYT is a trash rag and has been for a few years now. They caved to fascism.

 

[Ellie]

EEK!

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/06/opus-dei-gareth-gore-pope-leo

Through hundreds of interviews with former Opus Dei members, Gore’s book traces how from the 1950s onwards, Banco Popular’s wealth went into creating a vast recruitment network targeting children and vulnerable teenagers, building palatial Opus Dei centres across the world, and eventually forming one of the most formidable clandestine political influences in the US. Its US members would become crucial in eroding reproductive rights, funding the Washington march that led to January 6, and heavily influencing Project 2025, according to Gore’s reporting.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

Vance to visit Hungary as US looks to bolster Orbán ahead of crucial vote

I hope he's as helpful to Orban as was to Poilievre!

More like as helpful as he was to Pope Francis...

 

[Innula Zenovka]

The most contradictory identity in America

The Iranian Jews of New York City arrived in the 1970s and now face a war in which three places they could call home are all involved.

thenewworld.substack.com

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

The most contradictory identity in America

The Iranian Jews of New York City arrived in the 1970s and now face a war in which three places they could call home are all involved.

thenewworld.substack.com

I fuckin’ laughed.

That’s where I’m at.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Aaron Rupar (@aaronrupar)

JD Vance in Hungary highlights the importance of eliminating racial discrimination "especially against middle class white kids" in the American education system

substack.com

 

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Fox News Host Defends Trump From TACO Mockery With Another Mexican Food Acronym

Griff Jenkins' Trump-defending acronym was really cheesy, literally and figuratively.

uk.news.yahoo.com

A Fox News host attempted to defend Donald Trump on Wednesday against claims that his agreement to a ceasefire with Iran represents the latest example of the TACO rule.

But to do so, Griff Jenkins made up another acronym also inspired by Mexican food.

“Let me give you another acronym — NACHO. Never avoids confronting hard obstacles.”

“I made that up on my own,” he said.

I can tell. Certainly not you simply reheating nachos.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Fox News Host Defends Trump From TACO Mockery With Another Mexican Food Acronym

Griff Jenkins' Trump-defending acronym was really cheesy, literally and figuratively.

uk.news.yahoo.com

I can tell. Certainly not you simply reheating nachos.

I asked Grok for some --

• WAFFLE: Weak And Feeble Flip-Flopper Lies Endlessly
• HOTDOG: Hypocritical Orange Tyrant Dodges Obligations Greedily
• BURGER: Bumbling Unstable Ranting Goon Evades Responsibility
• DONUT: Delusional Obnoxious Narcissist Undermines Truth
• FRIES: Fake Ranting Ignorant Egomaniac Scoundrel
• SUSHI: Shameless Unhinged Serial Hypocrite Imbecile
• CHEESE: Cowardly Hypocrite Evades Every Scandal Exposure

 

[Casey Pelous]

TACO CHEESE it is!

 

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I asked Grok for some --

• WAFFLE: Weak And Feeble Flip-Flopper Lies Endlessly
• HOTDOG: Hypocritical Orange Tyrant Dodges Obligations Greedily
• BURGER: Bumbling Unstable Ranting Goon Evades Responsibility
• DONUT: Delusional Obnoxious Narcissist Undermines Truth
• FRIES: Fake Ranting Ignorant Egomaniac Scoundrel
• SUSHI: Shameless Unhinged Serial Hypocrite Imbecile
• CHEESE: Cowardly Hypocrite Evades Every Scandal Exposure

Should have stayed on the cuisine theme:

TAMALE: Trump Always Makes A Ludicrous Error

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

I posted this in another thread, but it seems appropriate reposting it here:

TOFU - Trump Only Fucks Up.

 

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Good job, President Sheinbaum!

Mexico's President Sheinbaum Decrees Universal Healthcare for 120 Million | the deep dive

Mexico’s President Claudia Sheinbaum has issued a landmark decree to establish a Universal Health Service, initiating a process to ensure all 120 million citizens can access any public medical institution. The first phase begins April 13 with the rollout of a new Universal Health Credential...

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Mexico’s President Claudia Sheinbaum has issued a landmark decree to establish a Universal Health Service, initiating a process to ensure all 120 million citizens can access any public medical institution. The first phase begins April 13 with the rollout of a new Universal Health Credential, starting with citizens aged 85 and older. This unified digital and physical platform aims to eventually streamline care across facilities like the Mexican Social Security Institute (IMSS), the Institute for Social Security and Services for State Workers (ISSSTE), and IMSS-Bienestar.