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He smells an opportunity. Every web page will now have a "click here for a translation" button costing $1.30, with a 'Translate Express" monthly pass for a low, low price.
 
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Yeah. Like, the next step is eliminating translator services at government offices for non-English speakers, which will have the knock-on effect of denying access to government services to lawful immigrants, and American citizens who aren't "real Americans" of course.
 
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He's just mad because he believes his speeches sound a lot better in the original German, but alas! They are banned in the Federal Republic. ((No offense meant to anyone possessing a soul)).
 
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So were Americans speaking Martian before this? And what interpreter will he be using for his version of toddler-thugian-pigeon-drivel english?
 
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Actually...

theonion.com

Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English

WASHINGTON—In a move designed to promote unity and establish efficiency at the federal level, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Friday making the nation’s official language remedial English. “Going forward, all government communications must be really short and lack any kind of...
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I believe there are plans to refer to it as "Americanish."
 
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Myradyl Muse said:
So were Americans speaking Martian before this? And what interpreter will he be using for his version of toddler-thugian-pigeon-drivel english?
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I once heard a language enthusiast on YouTube describe Spanish as "the language you hear in the United States when you go outside".
 
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I must stop arguing with idiots on Facebook...
I must stop arguing with idiots on Facebook...
I must stop arguing with idiots on Facebook...
I must stop arguing with idiots on Facebook...
I must stop arguing with idiots on Facebook...
 
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Noodles said:
I must stop arguing with idiots on Facebook...
I must stop arguing with idiots on Facebook...
I must stop arguing with idiots on Facebook...
I must stop arguing with idiots on Facebook...
I must stop arguing with idiots on Facebook...
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Counterpoint, you must start posting screenshots of your arguments with idiots on Facebook.

(Pro tip, Trumpiots hate it when you post news stories and blame them personally. "Look at YOU responsible for the death of this veteran!" )
 
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Noodles said:
I must stop arguing with idiots on Facebook...
I must stop arguing with idiots on Facebook...
I must stop arguing with idiots on Facebook...
I must stop arguing with idiots on Facebook...
I must stop arguing with idiots on Facebook...
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I must stop arguing with idiots on Threads...
I must stop arguing with idiots on Threads...
I must stop arguing with idiots on Threads...
I must stop arguing with idiots on Threads...
I must stop arguing with idiots on Threads...
 
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Kamilah Hauptmann said:
Watching the transformation in featured news is wild.

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Dr Willie Soon, an astrophysicist and aerospace engineer, recently spoke on the Tucker Carlson Network
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Legit public forum. I guess it's time for atheists to pack it in.

Soon is also a climate science denier. SURPRISE.

BTW, I've always thought the asymmetry between matter and antimatter was a mistake. Really fucking bad design there, Boss.
 
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