Nobody Cares: PRS

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Just fuck off you bloated tie rack.

Aren't tie racks usually a lot thinner? Just sayin'...

 

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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s bag, including $3,000 in cash, is stolen from DC restaurant

Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem fell victim to a thief while eating dinner at a downtown Washington, DC, restaurant Sunday night, the secretary confirmed Monday.

Noem, who was asked about the theft at the White House Easter Egg Roll, acknowledged the incident and said the matter has not been resolved.

The Secret Service, which provides security for Noem, reviewed security camera footage at the Capital Burger restaurant and saw an unknown white male wearing a medical mask steal her bag and leave the restaurant, a law enforcement source said.

The thief got away with Noem’s driver’s license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash.

First, where was the Secret Service when this guy was stealing her bag? In the bathroom?

Second, $3,000 IN CASH??? She was at a restaurant having dinner on Easter Sunday. What does a U.S. government department head need 3,000 dollars in cash for at that point in time?

 

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Well done, team.

Matt Novak (@paleofuture.bsky.social)

bsky.app

 

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I am not a fan of Pope Francis. Far from it. But this is disgusting and way beyond the pale for a U.S. Congressfuckhead.

MTG sparks backlash after X post appearing to celebrate Pope’s death

‘Evil is being defeated by the hand of God,’ declared the Protestant convert congresswoman following announcement of the Pope’s death, without specifying what she meant

www.the-independent.com

If I'm the least bit fortunate, I'll be able to shit on her grave some day.

 

[Veritable Quandry]

If I'm the least bit fortunate, I'll be able to shit on her grave some day.

There will be a line.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Aren't tie racks usually a lot thinner? Just sayin'...

Have you seen the one in the Oval Office?

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s bag, including $3,000 in cash, is stolen from DC restaurant



First, where was the Secret Service when this guy was stealing her bag? In the bathroom?

Second, $3,000 IN CASH??? She was at a restaurant having dinner on Easter Sunday. What does a U.S. government department head need 3,000 dollars in cash for at that point in time?

Who wants to wager on whether or not someone is logging into her Signal account on her phone?

 

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Who wants to wager on whether or not someone is logging into her Signal account on her phone?

The thief got away with Noem’s driver’s license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash.

I'll take that bet. But I'm not putting up $3,000.

 

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Hope you enjoy the leopards eating your face, Governor Sanders!

Sanders says Arkansas in 'dire need of federal assistance,' but Trump says no - Arkansas Times

The state of Arkansas has appealed the federal government's denial of a request for assistance following disasters in North Arkansas.

arktimes.com

Gov. Sarah Sanders said Arkansas is in “dire need of federal assistance” in an appeal letter last week after the federal government denied help after last month’s damaging storms.

Fourteen tornadoes touched down in Arkansas on March 14 and 15, leaving three dead and dozens injured.

The next week, Sanders asked President Donald Trump for a major disaster declaration, the first step in securing federal funds and other help from the Federal Emergency Management Agency. Sanders specifically requested help in the form of small business loans and individual assistance for people in Greene, Hot Spring, Independence, Izard, Jackson, Lawrence, Randolph, Sharp and Stone counties.

But the Trump administration declined to declare a disaster, meaning no federal assistance would be heading our way.

 

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[Casey Pelous]

This seems a strange hill to die on

What a long winded description for leggings.

So fucking tired of people’s thoughts on what men or women are supposed to look like, think, act, wear, speak, et cete fucking ra. Just fuck off you bloated tie rack.

I guess he seen a woman in them tight pants and got hisself all hett up. Ain't nothin' sez "let's make whoopee" like a pair of sweated out yoga pants. You know what happens when them preachers get all worked up.

 

[Isabeau]

I guess he seen a woman in them tight pants and got hisself all hett up. Ain't nothin' sez "let's make whoopee" like a pair of sweated out yoga pants. You know what happens when them preachers get all worked up.

Judging by the way he’s holding his napkin engulfed microphone, I can imagine.

Unfortunately.

 

[Isabeau]

More people like this, please.

60 Minutes Chief Abruptly Quit. Here’s the Reason Why.

Executive producer Bill Owens resigned, saying he could no longer run the show independently.

newrepublic.com

Bill Owens’s shocking exit from 60 Minutes was akin to a soldier pulling the pin on their last grenade, according to current employees at the serial magazine show.

The chief producer stepped aside Tuesday after 24 years on the show, amid network turmoil related to a $20 billion lawsuit brought by Donald Trump, who has repeatedly alleged that 60 Minutes’ sit-down interview with Kamala Harris prior to Election Day had “defrauded” the American public.

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

Data protection rights activist Max Schrems from Austria, who is most famous for his legal battles won against Facebook, filed a GDPR complaint today against French video game company Ubisoft.

The complain is targeted against the practice of forcing people having to connect to the internet before being able to launch their solo game like "Far Cry Primal." This is considered is unnecessary, and therefore unlawful data collection.

Like to play alone? Ubisoft is still watching you!

Ubisoft forces people to connect to the internet before they can play a single player game

noyb.eu

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Don't threaten me with a good time.

 

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George Santos, Broadway musical producer, star collegiate volleyball player, "seasoned Wall Street financier and investor." Jew-ish? And former U.S. representative, might have to serve more time in prison than he did in the U.S. Congress.

George Santos given seven-year prison term for fraudulent congressional run

George Santos, the disgraced former representative, was sentenced to more than seven years in prison on Friday, bringing an end to an extraordinary controversy that began with a fraudulent congressional campaign.

He lied extensively about his life story both before and after entering the US Congress, where he was the first openly LGBTQ+ Republican elected to the body. He was ultimately convicted of defrauding donors.

Santos, 36, was sentenced on Friday morning in Long Island, the large suburban area to the east of New York City.

 

[Govi]

George Santos, Broadway musical producer, star collegiate volleyball player, "seasoned Wall Street financier and investor." Jew-ish? And former U.S. representative, might have to serve more time in prison than he did in the U.S. Congress.

George Santos given seven-year prison term for fraudulent congressional run

I hope it wasn't for federal crimes. If 'twere so, the Orange Flatulence could pardon him.

 

[Noodles]

I hope it wasn't for federal crimes. If 'twere so, the Orange Flatulence could pardon him.

Isn' t he gay though (like FR and not a lie). Trump will never pardon him.

 

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[Isabeau]

A safe, healthy environment, a decent pay to afford a place to live, choice…
Now that’s just crazy talk.