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Stuart Kirk, HSBC's Global Head of Responsible Investing Management Department, has been suspended by HSBC's CEO, after he said stuff like at the "Financial Times Moral Money Conference" during his speech "Why investors need not to worry about climate risk":

"Who cares if Miami is six metres underwater in 100 years? Amsterdam has been six metres underwater for ages, and that’s a really nice place. We will cope with it."


Kirk compared the climate crisis to the millenium bug. Yup. He also complained that throughout his career there had always been “some nutjob telling me about the end of the world”.

He told there are far more pressing problems right now on which HSBC should focus first.

 

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*sigh* *sigh* *sigh*

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So which one is the Keymaster and which one is the Gatekeeper?
 

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"I must discuss a very public part of my identity. This characteristic has probably become the first thing you think of when you think of me as a human being," he said. "As you know, I have curly hair…"
 

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Mercedes Lackey, one well renowened Scifi writer known for righting gay positive fiction in the 80s, was removed from the Nebula Conference at 22th of May immediately, after she spoke in one sentence about "coloured" instead "people of colour" obviously by mistake, which was considered by the event commitee as unforgivable racial slur. Her husband, who didn't say anything on the conference, was evicted as well for the sins of his wife.

She was not given any time to apologize or correct herself on the convention; she did later on the web.


 
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A friend of mine tells the story of a burglary case she prosecuted years ago in London.

The defendant has been out drinking in the pub all evening and, on his way home, realises he's spent all his money and doesn't have any left for the rest of the week.

To remedy this, he decides to burgle a house. The householder is asleep in bed at the time, but is woken up by the sound of the defendant moving round downstairs, stuffing things into some bags from the kitchen.

At this point the householder does nothing -- he's just laying in bed frightened, and worried about what to do.

The burglar then realises he's got rather a lot of stuff to carry home, so -- as one would -- he phones for a taxi, using the householder's landline. The householder has an extension in the bedroom, hears the burglar picking up the phone downstairs (the extension makes a noise when this happens, which is how he knows) and picks up the phone to listen in.

Burglar puts the phone down and waits for the taxi to arrive. Householder quietly dials 999, explains what's happening, and the local police send an unmarked car round to the address.

Unmarked car pulls up and the burglar gets into the back, with his loot, thanking the driver for turning up so quickly, only to find himself whisked off to the local police station.
 

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A friend of mine tells the story of a burglary case she prosecuted years ago in London.

The defendant has been out drinking in the pub all evening and, on his way home, realises he's spent all his money and doesn't have any left for the rest of the week.

To remedy this, he decides to burgle a house. The householder is asleep in bed at the time, but is woken up by the sound of the defendant moving round downstairs, stuffing things into some bags from the kitchen.

At this point the householder does nothing -- he's just laying in bed frightened, and worried about what to do.

The burglar then realises he's got rather a lot of stuff to carry home, so -- as one would -- he phones for a taxi, using the householder's landline. The householder has an extension in the bedroom, hears the burglar picking up the phone downstairs (the extension makes a noise when this happens, which is how he knows) and picks up the phone to listen in.

Burglar puts the phone down and waits for the taxi to arrive. Householder quietly dials 999, explains what's happening, and the local police send an unmarked car round to the address.

Unmarked car pulls up and the burglar gets into the back, with his loot, thanking the driver for turning up so quickly, only to find himself whisked off to the local police station.
The police didn't storm the house in full tactical gear, executing everyone present under the cover of tear gas? Truely a different country with different customs...
 

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So he's going to form a militia to recapture escaped slaves?
 
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