Nobody Cares if it's Off Topic

[Veritable Quandry]

After the major listeria problems the brand went downhill. It did used to be a funky local shop when we first moved to Columbus, but it exploded a few years ago and then the labor issues and cheaper ingredients drove down the quality. The original flavors were interesting spice combinations like lime cardamom or peanut butter cayenne. Now they add baked goods to reduce the amount of ice cream in the carton.

 

[Cindy Claveau]

 

[Veritable Quandry]

I'm interested in the recipe. Does it say how high the chunk of ice needs to fall from? If I don't have a home-made chunk of ice the size of a basketball (football in the metric countries), will store bought be Okay? Can I add the seasoning to the ice to add more impact to the flavor?

 

[Noodles]

I'm interested in the recipe. Does it say how high the chunk of ice needs to fall from? If I don't have a home-made chunk of ice the size of a basketball (football in the metric countries), will store bought be Okay? Can I add the seasoning to the ice to add more impact to the flavor?

Step 1 - Rent an Airplane

Step 2 - Aquire a basketball sized piece of ice (American Basketball, not some weirdly named European version)

Step 3 - Fly up above the goat at 10,000ft.

Step 4 - Yeet the ice at the goat (do not miss)

Step 5 - Land back on the ground

Step 6 - Microwave the goat on high for 90 minutes (adjust according to altitude)

Step 7 - Eat and Enjoy!

 

[Free]

Monsters...

 

[Veritable Quandry]

Monsters...

I know. Microwave? No thanks.

 

[Free]

Happy Buddha's Birthday y'all!

How do you plan to spend the day? In meditation? Fasting? Trying to understand how anyone would think this is a good idea?

 

[Innula Zenovka]

I think she's threatening to complain to Harrow Council, but the auto-subtitler hears it as "Karen," which makes it all the funnier

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

Imagine being this upset about someone playing a harp.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Imagine being this upset about someone playing a harp.

Karens gotta Karen.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Imagine being this upset about someone playing a harp.

I suspect the complainant anticipates an eventual arrival in heaven, a place definitely not known for a plethora of harps.

 

[Free]

Posting for the quoted line.

Crustacean corruption scheme revealed in the wake of Red Lobster bankruptcy

And so this is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a veritable crustacean ponzi scheme.

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

That may have been the last straw, but what killed Red Lobster was when they got bought in a takeover financed by selling their restaurants and renting them back.

 

[Veritable Quandry]

Posting for the quoted line.



Crustacean corruption scheme revealed in the wake of Red Lobster bankruptcy

I have nothing to do with shrimp unending.

 

[Isabeau]

Humans suck.

New Zealand man filmed trying to ‘body slam’ an orca in actions described as ‘idiotic’

 

[Khamon]

I think she's threatening to complain to Harrow Council, but the auto-subtitler hears it as "Karen," which makes it all the funnier

One cannot even imagine. I would tip her considerably for being able to continue playing so well while responding to the rude bitch. BTW, Random Acts of Harping is scheduled Saturday, June 1st, so get out there and listen some.

 

[Noodles]

That may have been the last straw, but what killed Red Lobster was when they got bought in a takeover financed by selling their restaurants and renting them back.

Yep.

Then the company goes bankrupt, some fall guy takes the fall, and the vultures get the land.

 

[Noodles]

? Trying to understand how anyone would think this is a good idea?

Eh, I could see it as a bit of a parody jab like the Xi Poohs.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Humans suck.

New Zealand man filmed trying to ‘body slam’ an orca in actions described as ‘idiotic’

A bold gambit to divest Australia of being the Florida of the Commonwealth.

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

I thought England was already the Florida of the Commonwealth.