Nobody Cares about TV and Film

[Dakota Tebaldi]

Oh is that what it is?

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

For real my favorite part about his rant is when he says it's ridiculous that a "foreign film" could've won Best Picture and then proceeds to list "1917" as one of the films he'd be okay if it had won.

 

[Lady Darnk Juniorette]

Did you just post a Crowder clip?!?!?!

No, I posted a tweet about right wing reactionary dumb-fucks getting snow cucked in their flake space.

What makes it worse is that their "anger" (fucking outstanding acting from everyone in the clip) seems like a put on 'cuz I doubt they believe half the shit that comes out their face holes, just there to sell mugs and other stupid shit on outrage to aimless dork kings who don't know how to people.

I mean NO I DIN'T'SH'UP, GAWH!!

 

[Caete]

I, well, I have no words...

 

[Free]

They ran out of show ideas 9 seasons back.

 

[Lady Darnk Juniorette]

I haven't seen a dog try to steal a bean recipe in a minute wtf.

 

[Lady Darnk Juniorette]

An why perfume/cologna ads just psychotic breaks with smell name at the end???

How the hell do you advertise a smell with video anyway?

Sposed to make me think I'll smell fancy or like cowboy with floof coat on horse YEEHAW!!!

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

How the hell do you advertise a smell with video anyway?

Like this of course

 

[Lady Darnk Juniorette]

Like this of course

Thats a soap! They have smells but that is not its only porp!

Cool water got it right, just some guy diving into some water.

 

[Lady Darnk Juniorette]

Also can the wacky unrelated shit lol buy our crap style end now? It's been ran into the ground.

I want a new crop of fake sentimentality and wholesomeness styled ones with cheesy awful jingles and soft focus. Something I can really sink my cynical teeth into.

Unrelated to the above...

WHAT HAPPENED TO TO THE BUTTER HAND PEOPLE??????? ARE THEY STILL ALIVE????

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

Today in Nobody cares about: TV, Film and.. YouTube.

OMFG I ----------HATE----------- ASMR videos. Hate hate hate, punch the screen, HATE them.

I have excellent computer headphones and speakers. Both have superb clarity, clear base, vibrant mid-tones, and crystal clear treble.

And then I run into one of those g*d d*mned videos with "mumble mumble scritch skitter, mumble lispy whisper, mumble mumble, crinkle, crinkle, rustle mumble pop mumble" ... I about lose my mind.

No, I don't get a "pleasant tingly sensation" from this crap. I get a visceral "GET THE FECKING HELL OUT OF MY PERSONAL SPACE YOU FREAK!!" reaction. I can't hit the close-tab hot key fast enough.

Thanks you for enduring my rant. UGH... hate hate hate that crap.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

Oh god yes. That crap is fingernails-on-the-blackboard grating, not "relaxing". What the heck, people?

And how about the ones where the "ASMR" sounds are super-amplified eating noises. Literally makes me retch.

 

[Free]

On occasion and with the right broadcaster, ASMR turns me on...

 

[danielravennest]

Altered Carbon - Season 2 Trailer:

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

Also can the wacky unrelated shit lol buy our crap style end now? It's been ran into the ground.

Psssht, you're crazy.


Well I mean if you want to outlaw anybody else doing it that's okay, but Old Spice gets to keep doing it because they're the OG masters.

 

[Khamon]

DO WANT1

 

[Caete]

 

[Ann Launay]

 

[Caete]

Still on a bit of a kick about The Wild Wild West. Behold what King Tut did before moving to Gotham. Cower in fear as Richard Pryor plays a ventriliquist!. Tremble as Boris Karloff protrays an Indian! At the 10:50ish mark, check out that set! Looks like we get treated to a colour showing of the Munsters' entryway!

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

LOL I love this guy