Yay! Nobody Cares about Tickle Me Elmo Musk

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That misses the point entirely. Musk tried to BUY the election and he failed. Throwing all that money around had no effect or may have even hurt the GOP candidate. It's his ego and his reputation that got bloodied, not his wallet.
Fair point. I hope his stunt continues to backfire on him. Jealousy against people being paid for voting could easily flip someone against the issue. "You want my vote, pay me too or I'll vote against you out of spite!"
 

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I'd say Musk is stuck at the boot screen, but really his BIOS has him attempting to access an OS written in Java, but it's not anything close to completion (should have been released in 2018 [based on Elon Musk's projections]).
 
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No, Elon, do not build the Torment Nexus.
 

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Oh noes! Meggy has a sad! 😿


"I think it’s sad,” Kelly said. “It’s like, imagine living in the time of Albert Einstein or Thomas Edison, and having them say, ‘I will help solve the nation’s problems. I’m happy to pitch in,’ and saying, ‘No, we hate you.’ "
 
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Oh noes! Meggy has a sad! 😿


[QUOTE“]I think it’s sad,” Kelly said. “It’s like, imagine living in the time of Albert Einstein or Thomas Edison, and having them say, ‘I will help solve the nation’s problems. I’m happy to pitch in,’ and saying, ‘No, we hate you.’ "
Albert Einstein sort of did offer to help solve the nation's problem - by suggesting that nationalism was dangerous and a world government was essential to a lasting global peace. What does Megyn Kelly think of those ideas?
 

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Wasn't Edison also kind of a dick too.
Sure, but a pretty progressive and atheistic dick. So probably not someone Kelly would want to hang out with.
 
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Wasn't Edison also kind of a dick too.
He was the Musk of his time, a real twat. But the press back then was more enamored of his technological progress than how he delt with the people around him, including employees. For example, to combat the rise of A/C current (which could be extended much further out than the D/C current he was wedded to) he had regular, travelling shows where he electrocuted dogs to demonstrate A/C's dangers.
 
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What does that even mean, dude has lost his marbles
It means he thinks Skynet is a cool idea and we really need to hand over the planet to it ASAP.
 

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This bill looks to have been introduced under the radar.

Representative Mikie Sherrill (NJ-11) introduced new legislation to force Elon Musk — who has a well-documented history of drug use — and his Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) employees to pass a drug test, and participate in random drug testing in order to retain their Special Government Employee status with the United States government.
 

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Dafuq is going on with that body? He's whiter than a Seattleite in March! (I have recently seen my arms, so I know whereof I speak.)

Can a human being suck in their gut that much without damaging internal organs? :confusedcat:
 

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The only thing that makes me doubt that it's real audio between Trump and Musk in the Oval Office is the barking you hear in the background.

Trump does not own dogs.