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Clearly he's missed the one teaching where Jesus stated that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God.
Here's the thing: Elon can just have a needle with an eye bigger than any camel built for him, and show that to God before he dies. Aphorism solved, Jesus checkmated!
 

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Here's the thing: Elon can just have a needle with an eye bigger than any camel built for him, and show that to God before he dies. Aphorism solved, Jesus checkmated!
What about the verses immediately preceding that, though?

21 Jesus saith to him: If thou wilt be perfect, go sell what thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come follow me.

22 And when the young man had heard this word, he went away sad: for he had great possessions.

23 Then Jesus said to his disciples: Amen, I say to you, that a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven.

24 And again I say to you: It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of heaven.
 

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Yes, Elon: RTFM!
 
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Yawn.




Note that "I believe in the teachings of Christ. I believe in the Christian principles" is very much not the same as saying "I'm a Christian."
Elon forgot part of the verse I think, isn't it, "Love thy neighbor, except your transgender child."

No wait, its not. Its just the first part.

Fuck Musk.
 

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Here's the thing: Elon can just have a needle with an eye bigger than any camel built for him, and show that to God before he dies. Aphorism solved, Jesus checkmated!
Elon will just buy heaven with money lent to him by Saudi Princes.
 
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Janja Lula da Silva has the best name I've seen this year.

Brazil's first lady insults Elon Musk at G20 social event
Brazil's first lady, Janja Lula da Silva, swore at billionaire Elon Musk during a G20 social event on Saturday at which she spoke about the need to regulate social media to rein in misinformation.

A ship's horn sounded as she spoke and she joked, "I think it's Elon Musk," before adding, "I'm not afraid of you, fuck you, Elon Musk."
 

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Will they pay for their own travel to and from the US?
 
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Half the replies didn't read the article, Musk is not the one publishing this, its some other person, and publishers are worried about backlash from Musk.
 

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Half the replies didn't read the article, Musk is not the one publishing this, its some other person, and publishers are worried about backlash from Musk.
Half is pretty good for a comments section.
 

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