#JAILTOTHECHIEF- Shit Just Got Real

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LOL mark my words, that mofo's never missed a lunch in his life.
I've yet to see any evidence that he does 'work' of any kind. TV, bullshitting, checking his ratings, ignoring intelligence briefings, rallies, golf, firing people, bullshitting, ... I mean seriously, the nearest thing to 'work' he does is signing things. And with his "EKG of someone getting defibrillated"-like signature, that obviously doesn't take very long long.

So following the 30min for lunch + 2 15 minute breaks for an 8 hour workday OSHA guidance... He probably wouldn't be capable of working long enough at one time to even make it to the first break. Much less lunch.
 

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So following the 30min for lunch + 2 15 minute breaks for an 8 hour workday OSHA guidance... He probably wouldn't be capable of working long enough at one time to even make it to the first break. Much less lunch.
"He gets up at 12 and starts to work at 1, takes an hour for lunch and then at 2 he's done, jolly good fun." -- The Wizard of Oz

 

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In what would appear to be an extreme case of shooting your shot, Kodak Black, who is currently incarcerated, asked for a meeting with President Trump on Instagram, for the purpose of passing along a "brilliant idea." He said that this chat would have nothing to do with his "wrongful conviction," and that he'll sport a mask to protect all parties involved from COVID-19 if and when such a get-together takes place.

To try and get this done, he sent a bizarre message to his lawyer (Bradford Cohen) through social media, along with the added condition that Trump can kill him if the meeting isn't worth his time.
Who is writing the script to this series?
 
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The situation in America is so bad, that Trump made the Pentagon release three navy videos showing UFOs without further comments.

"Coronavirus, coro - LOOK, AN UFO!!1!"

 
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The situation in America is so bad, that Trump made the Pentagon release three navy videos showing UFOs without further comments.

"Coronavirus, coro - LOOK, AN UFO!!1!"

Is there some kind of legal requirement that UFO footage must always be blurry, grainy, or out-of-focus?
 
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The situation in America is so bad, that Trump made the Pentagon release three navy videos showing UFOs without further comments.

"Coronavirus, coro - LOOK, AN UFO!!1!"

Wag the dog time. He is trying to get people to not notice how bad his response is while people are losing loved ones.
 

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His autocratic tendencies are well-known. His sudden absence from public view prompted fierce speculation and rumour. One headline suggested that he was “brain-dead”.

The North Korean leader Kim Jong-un’s whereabouts remain unknown. But after a lost weekend, Donald Trump bounced back into the spotlight on Monday determined to prove that he is not only healthy but working very, very hard.
 
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The Tangerine Terror said:
There has been so much unnecessary death in this country. It could have been stopped and it could have been stopped short, but somebody a long time ago, it seems, decided not to do it that way. And the whole world is suffering because of it. 184 countries, at least.”

In his old self-promotional style, he boasted: “I built the greatest economy in the history of the world. I built it.
Three guesses who he means should have stopped it "a long time ago". Because his favorite blame target, Obama, should have known three years before the virus even appeared (like with the ventilators). 🙄
Or maybe he meant his buddy Xi. Maybe.
Because the person who decided not to do it that way wouldn't possibly be him, could it? 🤬
 
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Oh hey, a GOP postmortem of the 2012 Romney loss.


Young voters are increasingly rolling their eyes at what the Party represents, and many minorities wrongly think that Republicans do not like them or want them in the country.
:LOL:

As one conservative, Tea-Party leader, Dick Armey, told us, "You can't call someone ugly and expect them to go to the prom with you. We've chased the Hispanic voter out of his natural home."
:ROFLMAO:

We have to blow the whistle at corporate malfeasance and attack corporate welfare. We should speak out when a company liquidates itself and its executives receive bonuses but rank-and-file workers are left unemployed. We should speak out when CEOs receive tens of millions of dollars in retirement packages but middle-class workers have not had a meaningful raise in years.
STAAAAAHP! :ROFLMAO:
 

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