Is Douchelini in Jail Yet??

[Free]

How times do change.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Veritable Quandry]

I can't wait for him to get asked about this under oath.

 

[Cindy Claveau]

What I was focused on all through that video was how red in the face and angry he appeared. That fits with what I've read about him. And why his attorneys will never let him within a mile of a witness stand.

 

[Casey Pelous]

I can't wait for him to get asked about this under oath.

My first thought was that there isn't a lawyer on Earth crazy enough to put that dizzy fool on the stand.

Then I reflected on the parade of Loons With a Law License (tm) we've seen and --- hell, I guess anything could happen.

 

[Cindy Claveau]

Now he's suing the judge: Trump’s New York Fraud Trial in Limbo After His Legal Gambit Works

The headline should actually say "works so far". The case has only been paused, and there's at least 3 others that present a far more existential threat to the Don Con.

 

[Veritable Quandry]

My first thought was that there isn't a lawyer on Earth crazy enough to put that dizzy fool on the stand.

Then I reflected on the parade of Loons With a Law License (tm) we've seen and --- hell, I guess anything could happen.

As long as his ego lets him sit through a trial without responding. A good prosecutor can probably bait him into testifying against the advice of counsel.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

I don't know how it works in the US, but here I think the strategy would be, when the prosecution have closed their case, to ask the judge to rule that no reasonable jury, properly directed, could convict on the basis of the evidence so far presented, and that the case should therefore be dismissed.

If that doesn't work, and the judge allows the case to go the jury, it's sometimes necessary to give the client very robust advice about reconsidering their plea.

 

[Veritable Quandry]

It works that way here as well. Usually nobody expects the motion to succeed but attorneys are obligated to try in the best interest of their client. It does occasionally work.

 

[Soen Eber]

Now he's suing the judge: Trump’s New York Fraud Trial in Limbo After His Legal Gambit Works

The headline should actually say "works so far". The case has only been paused, and there's at least 3 others that present a far more existential threat to the Don Con.

Has he ever heard of a "comb"? That picture, the horror ...

 

[WolfEyes]

Has he ever heard of a "comb"? That picture, the horror ...

He does have an inordinate number of broken/split/dry ends.

 

[Cindy Claveau]

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Trump lawyer Jenna Ellis turns on ‘malignant narcissist’ ex-president

 

[Beebo Brink]

Took her long enough to catch on.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

She realized she's not getting paid.

 

[Isabeau]

Can’t wait till the title of this thread is answered.

I swear, if he doesn’t go to jail, no one should ever have to either.

 

[Essence Lumin]

Can’t wait till the title of this thread is answered.

I swear, if he doesn’t go to jail, no one should ever have to either.

Yeah, unless he dies first.

 

[Isabeau]

Bury it in a jail.

 

[WolfEyes]

Bury it under the jail.

 

[Noodles]

Can’t wait till the title of this thread is answered.

I swear, if he doesn’t go to jail, no one should ever have to either.

The fact that none of these fucking crooks are in jail yet is already making me question why we even have a justice system a bit. Because its clearly broken.