I want an Airbike!

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I'm not sure where I would park that...
Well, if you are rich enough to own one for commuting, you can afford to just park anywhere and pay the fine for it.
 
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Anybody can land a plane. Some people can only land the plane once. (or other flying machine).
I've sometimes wondered about Orville Wright's first flight. "OMG I'M FLYING! LOOK, GUYS, IT WORKED! I'M ........... HOLY SHIT HOW DO YOU STOP THIS THINNNNNNNNNNNNNNG???" *crunch*

That was probably when Wilbur said the words every pilot has repeated since: "Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing."

To which Orville probably asked, "Is that what that was? A 'landing?'"
 

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Orville seems like he was a bit of a kvetcher. I wonder how Wilbur put up with him.
 
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A flying car is just a plane without wings. And a jetpack would likely stick me in a tree somewhere and singe my clothing.

But an Airbike? Woof!



I'm just not sure it's real. Or will ever exist at a cost I can afford in my lifetime. But, I want to believe...

(This youtuber breaks down whether it's all a scam or not.)
My money is on fake, a cgi enhanced effort. There appears to be no intakes at all for air to be ducted thru it. If it is jet/rocket powered, there are no heat waves representing the hot gasses escaping underneath for lift. Handlebars/hand grips are at an odd angle for having to sit in crotch rocket position which would make it unergonomic for the user to handle. No rudders or other flight controls other than the "prop wash" that shows as dust is kicked up, no gravel or such and no safety measures visible besides a helmet. No sound which makes one think it is not truly running and just a prop for filming. Seems to be a tiny vent area for lift and forward propulsion, which would suggest leaning into a turn or too far forward of back would cause it to flip over and crash. It has four tail lights but no headlights. The small frame of this indicates instability if the pilot was to move much yet we see nothing but smooth super stable flight, a quick coast to a hover and then oddly, it flucuates in altitude as he leans forward to get it moving again. The trees he flies over move more like being brushed against and not from a blast of air, they stop super quickly instead of the expected movement of a large blast that kicks up massive dust clouds (sometimes) but not always and seems to not have much experience with splashing water simulation as it barely makes a spray despite large clouds of dust before and after.

TL;DR: Fake. A vanity reel for a guy who roleplays as a Imperial Biker Scout.
 

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It would need an off-road chase vehicle, you could really get in a lot of trouble with this.
 

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https://x.com/i/status/1919014148320702701

Fun things to spot:
We see him straddle the bike but then it cuts to a helmet view already in flight.
We never see it take off or land.
Some shots will show movement of foliage underneath the bike reacting to air blasts on a rather violent scale indicating powerful jets.
Most shots show little to no foliage reaction.
Camera speed tricks and overlaid sound effects to make it look like it moves fast.
Bike is actually quite slow, like it is on a flying rig OR a zipline as we never see it turn in the forest, just a straight path with nothing poking into the flight path and a very clean and clear path on the ground below it.
Bike only turns to the right. When it is shown turning, it is very slowly moving forward and turning.
Very high altitude with no visible safety gear.
Height of flight is in line with most ziplines height.
His scout trooper uniform is incomplete and inaccurate.

Pic included to show they have a moveable zipline rig for it during an earlier stage in the build. Alleged burn marks from the jets on the plywood however a fairly noticable unburned mark under the unit where the blast would be expected. Also of note, a similar bit of burn by the hand of the lady pointing at the unit. We see no trace of any air intakes for a jet engine. We see no smoke/carbon build up indicating a jet in use that would produce the scorched marks underneath it. While there are small jet engines that could fit in something this size, they require a healthy air intake to work and can gobble down fuel at 1/3 gallon per minute depending on thrust. Motorcycle fuels tanks hold 2-3.5 gallons of fuel. This seems to have a small fuel tank so maybe 2.5 gallon capacity. Not much flight time if this was real.
The old Bell Jet Pack could fly for roughly 12 minutes and the Rocket Pack version could fly for roughly 15 seconds.
 
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