Elon f*cks Twitter

[Dakota Tebaldi]

If you're dating Twitter you can't be friends with other men

 

[Essence Lumin]

A couple of tweets further down, it says
More information on this policy, as well as how we will take action on violations, can be found here:
help.twitter.com
Promotion of Alternative Social Platforms Policy | Twitter Help
which is 404.

Edited to add: It's on the Wayback Machine though.

Promotion of Alternative Social Platforms Policy | Twitter Help

web.archive.org

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

either way it goes it’s still your fault elon

 

[Free]

Could not do any worse.

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

Could not do any worse.

Spoiler

So far 58% voted for Musk stepping down.

 

[Free]

If you're dating Twitter you can't be friends with other men

What about other women?

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Spoiler

So far 58% voted for Musk stepping down.

Spoiler

The bots he controls and in what numbers make his desired result happen.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

What about other women?

It's alt-tech, there are no women...

 

[Noodles]

Could not do any worse.

 

[Khamon]

Spoiler

So far 58% voted for Musk stepping down.

Spoiler

The bots he controls and in what numbers make his desired result happen.

Spoiler

The yes votes will give him a new list of accounts to suspend for reezons.

 

[Free]

Snap of final poll results. No surprise here.

 

[Archer]

It's the Snoop Dogg/Martha Stewart collaboration we need in these times.

 

[Soen Eber]

Could not do any worse.

I just can't say no to that dog's face.

 

[Casey Pelous]

Snap of final poll results. No surprise here.

Who will the polls pick as his successor? I'm going with Bossy McBossface.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

By far the funniest has been his some of his more prominent sycophants who are all angling to be The Chosen and they're all like, "Nobody can ever replace you Dear Spacedaddy, but if someone MUST step up then unfortunately I have to concede that I am probably the best choice to shoulder this terrible burden, however reluctantly."

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Chalice Yao]

*WHEEZE*

 

[Free]

Just sent another $10 to Jimmy Wales.