Elon f*cks Twitter

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“Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for the richest man in the world,” the comedian Dave Chappelle roared on stage at the Chase Center in San Francisco as he invited the Twitter owner out to join him on Sunday night.

For the first couple of seconds Musk appeared ready to accept a euphoric welcome from the crowd of 18,000. He raised his arms high in the air and spun around as though he’d just scored a World Cup decider.

Then the booing started. And it continued. And it got louder. And louder. For the best part of 10 minutes Musk was given a real-time readout of his current popularity ratings.
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Popehat has left Twitter



Just as Twitter’s former leaders exercised their free speech and free association rights to brand Twitter one way, Twitter’s new boss is exercising his rights to brand it another way. That new branding is ugly and despicable and I don’t want to contribute content to it. The last straw was Elon Musk sending lunatics and bigots against former employees and leaning into conspiracy theories. So I’m exercising my free speech and free association and leaving, and shuttering the account. I’ll probably delete the past tweets because I can’t stomach them being available to promote this enterprise.
 

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This is not looking good


Wait wait now you're telling me that Accounts Payable at a major international company isn't like some personal bank account with auto-draft and you really do need to have actual employees on staff to make the payments and balance the books? Who'da thunk it?
 

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Wait wait now you're telling me that Accounts Payable at a major international company isn't like some personal bank account with auto-draft and you really do need to have actual employees on staff to make the payments and balance the books? Who'da thunk it?
Just get an AI, I’m sure nothing bad will happen.
 
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