Democratic Party Presidential Candidates for 2020

[Free]

Look, I make my own trouble — I don’t need your charity.

Sorry! I'll wait for Sid or Darnk to make an almost faux-pas.

 

[Salome]

Sorry! I'll wait for Sid or Darnk to make an almost faux-pas.

Darnk is watching Happy Days with panties on her head, so it shouldn’t be long now.

 

[Lady Darnk Juniorette]

Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! *Hits jukebox*

 

[Free]

/me looks over at the shark

 

[Lady Darnk Juniorette]

/me looks over at the shark

Oh, i'm gonna jump that bastard!!!

EYYYYYYyyyyyyyy!!!!
*adjusts head panties*

 

[Free]

Nothing beats being at the beach in swim trunks and a leather jacket.

 

[Lady Darnk Juniorette]

Nothing beats being at the beach in swim trunks and a leather jacket.

I'm hot and cool at the same time!!!

Hotpocket they call me!

*Kickflips over the shark somehow with water skis*

 

[Soen Eber]

Well it's a nice change from the standard end-of-thread-let's-derail-this-sucker cat memes.

Maybe there's a gif of a cat jumping a shark? Then we can all unite in common cause again, right?

 

[Free]

 

[Soen Eber]

...I did say CAT.

 

[Free]

...I did said CAT.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Well it's a nice change from the standard end-of-thread-let's-derail-this-sucker cat memes.

Maybe there's a gif of a cat jumping a shark? Then we can all unite in common cause again, right?

Best I could find quickly. It even has bacon. You're welcome.

 

[Free]

Officially the best page of this thread!

 

[Aeon Jiminy]

A new national poll has Michael Bloomberg being the one to watch and making headlines with 3%. Reuters/Ipsos poll: 3% support Bloomberg for Democratic nomination
Other notables, Joe Biden slightly dips his lead (19%), Bernie Sanders (19%), Elizabeth Warren nipping at Biden's heals at (13%), and Mayor Pete Buttigieg at an incredibly strong (6%).

 

[Anya Ristow]

Reuters/Ipsos poll: 3% support Bloomberg for Democratic nomination

Yeah, that doesn't look at all like fiction.

 

[Anya Ristow]

The Buttigieg endorsement list is opt-out. That is, we're going to say you endorsed me unless you object before we publish the list.

 

[Han Held]

The Buttigieg endorsement list is opt-out. That is, we're going to say you endorsed me unless you object before we publish the list.

That's spectacularly scuzzy.
Not surprising -but scuzzy.

 

[Cristalle]

Yeah, that doesn't look at all like fiction.

I can believe it. But it comes out of Biden's base, primarily.

 

[Cristalle]

Warren says getting to ‘Medicare for All’ will take 3 years
Translation: this is not a priority.