#BYEDON 2020 - The End Better Fucking Be Near

[detrius]

It really is a huge leap forward from Nixon's "but when the President does it, that means it is not illegal." Trump is now at "when the President merely thinks it, that makes it true."

Of course, I have to assume he means this works only when the President is Trump.

President Biden probably thinks Donald Trump should be in jail, so yeah.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Lexxi]

Heh. That kind of thing kind of writes itself.
"You know how people tend to pray to win sporting events? Everyone does (unless they are atheist scum). Well, God knew that they would be disappointing a lot of people unless God redirected Trump's life path. Otherwise Trump would have played in the NBA, the MLB, the NFL, even the WNBA, and dominated in all of them at the same time. No one would have been able to defeat him. So God redirected his life path to follow one involving Real Estate, and grabbing pussy, as God intended."

 

[Free]

I once heard that Trump taught George Brett how to bat. But then Brett went off and learned the right way.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

Apparently the rally crowds' Nazi-like "Q salute" was realized to be such a terrible visual that at his latest rally Trump's team had their hired security actively stop people in the crowd from doing it, reportedly to the crowd's very visible irritation.

 

[Free]

He's right! Until he starts gibbering, that is.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

That's probably closer to the truth than any of us realize.

"Some people lie so much they don't know the truth anymore. For them, telling lies is just like eating Pringles!" ~ Raley Burt

Spot on!

*stares forlornly at the recently-emptied can of Pringles sitting on the table beside her*

 

[Free]

Why is Trump so mean?

 

[Beebo Brink]

One of the few times Trump has been right.

 

[Rose Karuna]

Why is Trump so mean?

One of the few times Trump has been right.

Yep, you beat me to it. I was going to say that even a broken clock is right twice a day.

 

[detrius]

This is hilarious


So for all his rambling and ranting against the elites and celebrities, Trump actually wants nothing more than to hang out and be associated with them.

But instead of welcoming pop stars, famous actors and other artists at his kitschy country club, he's courting wealthy trash at this zoo because nobody else wants to spend money to see the orange shitgibbon.

 

[Essence Lumin]

I love easy to answer news quizzes.

It never occurred to me that it was meant to make money. It's just a platform for him to spout off. I am a little surprised it hasn't been majorly hacked. It seems weird it is only available to Apple users which doesn't really fit his demographic.

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

I wanted to visit the White House web site, but mistyped it, instead of .gov I had entered www.whitehouse.org - and look what nice stuff there showed up: I am loving that selection of mug shots on mugs.

 

[Essence Lumin]

whitehouse.com was a porn site for a long time.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

whitehouse.com was a porn site for a long time.

whitehouse.gov was a porn site just a few years ago.

 

[Free]

The gloves come off his tiny, tiny hands.

Trump rips 'fat,' 'phony,' 'whiny' DeSantis as he aims to clear 2024 GOP field

Former President Donald Trump offered a stunning rebuke of Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis as polls show the latter posing a significant obstacle to the

www.washingtonexaminer.com

 

[Innula Zenovka]

The gloves come off his tiny, tiny hands.

Trump rips 'fat,' 'phony,' 'whiny' DeSantis as he aims to clear 2024 GOP field

Former President Donald Trump offered a stunning rebuke of Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis as polls show the latter posing a significant obstacle to the

www.washingtonexaminer.com

The rebuke is all the more stunning, I guess, coming from someone so universally recognised for his authenticity, for his quiet and graceful stoicism in the face of adversity and for his lithe, svelte figure.

 

[Essence Lumin]

The gloves come off his tiny, tiny hands.

Trump rips 'fat,' 'phony,' 'whiny' DeSantis as he aims to clear 2024 GOP field

Former President Donald Trump offered a stunning rebuke of Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis as polls show the latter posing a significant obstacle to the

www.washingtonexaminer.com

Hah, let two major assholes fight it out.

 

[Rose Karuna]

The gloves come off his tiny, tiny hands.

Trump rips 'fat,' 'phony,' 'whiny' DeSantis as he aims to clear 2024 GOP field

Former President Donald Trump offered a stunning rebuke of Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis as polls show the latter posing a significant obstacle to the

www.washingtonexaminer.com

I can only hope that his shunning of DeSantis will pull more voters toward Crist or to just keep the maggots from going to the polls at all.