#BYEDON 2020 - The End Better Fucking Be Near

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Oh my, this article title...

Trump shows he's a 'very modest individual' who 'doesn't like people who brag' by issuing an official statement about making a hole-in-one

Video in tweet embedded at the bottom of the piece is my favorite part. Trump struggles to retrieve the ball from the hole. The man cannot bend over.

 

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Again help our partner Trump. Again.

 

[WolfEyes]

It was only a matter of time before one of the fools let it slip.

 

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Nothing he does surprises me.

How Trump Ripped Off the White House Photographer

Shealah Craighead had a pretty good book deal lined up. The chief White House photographer during the Trump years, she was reportedly expecting a six-figure advance for a compendium of her pictures documenting the celebrity president and the comings and goings of the most tumultuous administration in history. But then Trump and his aides got an idea.

According to the New York Times, Trump advisers asked for a piece of the advance in exchange for promoting the book and writing a foreword — which past presidents have done on similar projects as a favor. Then Trump’s aides got more ambitious, requesting that Craighead wait to publish so they could first use her photos as part of their own book, which reportedly came with an advance in the millions.

Published in December, Our Journey Together includes no photo credits.

She does get a mention in the acknowledgments. How sweet.

 

[detrius]

Nothing he does surprises me.

How Trump Ripped Off the White House Photographer




She does get a mention in the acknowledgments. How sweet.

It's also not as if she did a lot of work compared to her predecessor, Pete Souza.

Souza is known for documenting every single step of Obama's presidency, producing up to 20,000 pictures per week.

Trump's presidency on the other hand will forever be defined by images taken by Nepotism Barbie's smartphone camera. He never gave Craighead as much access as Obama gave to his photographer. Probably because Trump knows that he looks like a slightly tilted letter 'D' on stilts.

The photography of Trump’s presidency is a huge break from Obama’s

Donald Trump’s presidency is not normal, and neither is the way it’s being photographed

www.theverge.com

 

[Aribeth Zelin]

It's also not as if she did a lot of work compared to her predecessor, Pete Souza.

Souza is known for documenting every single step of Obama's presidency, producing up to 20,000 pictures per week.

Trump's presidency on the other hand will forever be defined by images taken by Nepotism Barbie's smartphone camera. He never gave Craighead as much access as Obama gave to his photographer. Probably because Trump knows that he looks like a slightly tilted letter 'D' on stilts.

The photography of Trump’s presidency is a huge break from Obama’s

Donald Trump’s presidency is not normal, and neither is the way it’s being photographed

www.theverge.com

What did the letter D ever do to deserve this?

 

[danielravennest]

What did the letter D ever do to deserve this?

Ranchers would call it a "Lazy D" (their way of saying the letter is slanted in a cattle brand). Calling TFG's home the "Lazy D Ranch" seems appropriate.

 

[WolfEyes]

Ranchers would call it a "Lazy D" (their way of saying the letter is slanted in a cattle brand). Calling TFG's home the "Lazy D Ranch" seems appropriate.

Lazy Bar D Ranch

-D

Or Lazy D Bar Ranch

D-


Cattles brands can be fun.

 

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Cattles brands can be fun.

Usually not for the cattle.

 

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What did the letter D ever do to deserve this?

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D
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[Aribeth Zelin]

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D
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Closest thing to a head tilt emoji - I am probably just being a dumb american today but I don't get it?

 

[detrius]

Closest thing to a head tilt emoji - I am probably just being a dumb american today but I don't get it?

It's a side view of Donald Trump.

I was thinking about using the letter L for the legs, but he has tiny, tiny feet.

 

[Aribeth Zelin]

It's a side view of Donald Trump.

I was thinking about using the letter L for the legs, but he has tiny, tiny feet.

Oh okay, I figured once it was explained, it'd make me laugh

 

[danielravennest]

Oh okay, I figured once it was explained, it'd make me laugh

We could also call him Lean Beef. He leans, and he's always got a beef about something.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

We could also call him Lean Beef. He leans, and he's always got a beef about something.

Except "beef" also implies something muscular.

 

[WolfEyes]

Lean Ground Beef?

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Lean Ground Beef?

Chopped beef liver.

 

[WolfEyes]

Chopped beef liver.

You rang?

 

[CronoCloud Creeggan]

Chopped beef liver.

 

[Soen Eber]

Offal and Tripe