Biden Stands Down

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No, J.D. Vance didn't have sex with a couch!

There was a website probably from the '90s which had a bunch of furniture sex. Like an armchair sitting upright and another tilted over with its backrest on top of the seat of the other one. Site seems to be gone or I am using the wrong search terms.
 

Jopsy Pendragon

The US was sorta nice, while it lasted.
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To be precise, there is no proof that JD Vance had sex with a couch.
We're not saying he did... we're doing the important job of asking the question!

And we're reporting that news about whether he's been fucking cushions have been covered by the news...

And reporting on the trend that shows there's serious concern about the claims that he's been fucking couches.

And soon, who cares about whether it's true or not, everyone's talking about it. And THAT's newsworthy! ;)

(standard FuxNews Scandal Manufacturing Standard Operating Procedures Manual Page 17, for the few employees capable of reading without their brains getting overwhelmed by the end of the first page)