I had to venture out to do laundry today. I wore an N95 mask and gloves, and took hand sanitizer with me.
When I got there, a dude was standing in the doorway watching his laundry dry, and he was wearing a mask over his mouth but not his nose. He had no gloves. He was scratching his nose.
Me: Dude, the mask isn't doing you any good if it doesn't cover your nose too.
Him: I can't breathe with it over my nose.
While I sympathize (I'm an asthmatic), it's apparently a whole lot harder to breathe if you have the virus. Don't be dumb.
Also, other people in the laundromat weren't keeping their distance. I had to wait in my car for people to get done socializing and shaking out every piece of clothing they owned, scrutinizing it in microscopic detail, and placing it carefully and slowly into the dryer.
Meanwhile here's me:
Goes in. Shoves the lot into a washer. Throws in coins as fast as I can. Start the machine. Go to car, sanitize hands. Sit in car doing PVP battles in Pokemon Go. Go back in, dump laundry as fast as I can into the basket, get the fuck out.
For the entire hour my right eye was itching. I have discovered exactly how long I can hold out before I scratch an itch on my face. It's an hour and a half. I had laundry folded and put away, and a shower before that eyeball got relief.
I really don't enjoy this stay at home thing.