AFK Sex Sims

[Katheryne Helendale]

If I insert a dollar, can I mute the banging sounds?

For a dollar, I can replace the banging with porn music.

 

[Free]

For a dollar, I can replace the banging with porn music.

If I insert another dollar, can I mute the porn music?

 

[Sid]

You muricans think everything is for sale, don't you?
/me shakes head

 

[Grandma Bates]

This reminds me, did Bubba ever make it over to this new forum?

 

[Monica Dream]

This reminds me, did Bubba ever make it over to this new forum?

I've never seen him -or anyone who sounds like him.

 

[Lady Darnk Juniorette]

You muricans think everything is for sale, don't you?
/me shakes head

PLEASE INSERT QUARTER!!!

*thrashes around like a washing machine with an uneven load*

 

[Free]

You muricans think everything is for sale, don't you?
/me shakes head

I'll give you a dollar if you stop shaking your head?

 

[Free]

PLEASE INSERT QUARTER!!!

*thrashes around like a washing machine with an uneven load*

I just realized.

NO ONE IS INSERTING QUARTERS...

 

[Caete]

Anyone know of a good washing machine avatar? It is needed for SCIENCE!

Spoiler

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Anyone know of a good washing machine avatar? It is needed for SCIENCE!

Spoiler

Just watch where they put those quarters.

 

[eku zhong]

Just watch where they put those quarters.

I AM DARNK LOVE-BOT.

PLEASE INSERT QUARTER.

*Starts vibrating and making banging sounds*

*Sees something delivered during the final noises*

*Picks it up excitedly*... "Damn i've already got that one!"

*Frowns and*

OK.. so now my imagination is fired up..
NEW GACHA/game MACHINE IDEA...
animesh noody gurl..
insert quarter and
prize capsule shoots out of hoohoo....
since its physical AND temp.. whoever is around needs to scramble like fuck to grab the prize before anyone else does...
/me queefs all the way to the bank....

 

[OrinB]

animesh noody gurl..
insert quarter and
prize capsule shoots out of hoohoo....

 

[nebula]

The owner of some of these sims has a shady copy bot viewer they give out to the other admins. I examined the binary recently. There was a bunch of drama including screenshots from one of the admins and their ex. The fur drama recently thickened when they copy botted the person's avatar and put it on one of the pieces of furniture there. I do not know how much of the drama is real and what is fabricated, but I wouldn't want to go to a place like that. I also have picked up in some of those sims that they fish for user agent through media, so if you do go turn media off.

One of my rl friends also dated one of the sim owners for the afk forest over a year ago or whatever and told me almost exactly the same story as the other person who I never met claimed that I heard through the furry drama grapevine. I also recently saw the viewer from that person show up on file-sharing sites and copy bot forums so I am leaning towards the place being shady and I would avoid it.

If you must go, use a vpn and proxy and an alt.

Or say that I think the sky is falling and ignore me. But I feel I think I should give a warning as I have heard and seen some shady stuff from the admins of a couple of the locations.

 

[Wildefire Walcott]

I have read this whole thread and I still don't get it. Like the tiny amount of L$ those avatars must get can't even be worth the effort of logging into SL to check your balance, can it? I used to be a big world map hopper- look for greendot concentrations and teleport. But it is almost always these dumb AFK sims now, if not a club. I still have fun looking at the many unpopulated builds, etc, but I almost never randomly run into actual people anymore.

 

[Caete]

Okay, so no washing machine avatars... anyone got a lead on a slot machine one?

 

[Noodles]

You actually gave me a great idea. Now I need to figure out how to get the Amazon Alexa API to control an avatar in SL.

Look into Corrade and POR.

 

[Noodles]

Okay, so no washing machine avatars... anyone got a lead on a slot machine one?

Just wear an invisible skin and then wear an object.

I had a BBQ Grill Avatar on an alt for a while. I completely forget why.

 

[Free]

I was had a BBQ Grill Avatar on an alt for a while. I completely forget why.

Because BBQ.

 

[Ayesha]

I think most of them are bots. I mean, why would you want to pay a cut to other people when you could just fire up a bunch of text viewers or bots and set them up? I don’t allow AFK places on my adult rentals because they create lag and prevent real people from using the region. I’ve seen a couple parcels with the keywords, but they must not be using bots because they are always empty. But if they start clogging up the region with a bunch of AFK or fake people, they are out.

I don’t get the appeal either. It seems utterly boring. Why not just role-play with somebody?

 

[Monica Dream]

I also have picked up in some of those sims that they fish for user agent through media, so if you do go turn media off.

With Firestorm, at least, I think that you can (and should) set up the media filter so it asks each time. That would be enough, wouldn't it?

I thought that viewers couldn't work with VPNs because of timing/latency issues?