Is Douchelini in Jail Yet??

[GoblinCampFollower]

Nobody remembers the Weebl "Badgers Badgers" animation? You know the one with the "Badgers badgers badgers..mushroom mushroom" and then the "snaake ooooohhhh it's snake" and back to badgers again?

I got it right away! I remember the original site and as Argent posted, it's been on youtube for ages.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Another Trump family success story.

Trump's granddaughter shoots 83 in LPGA debut

Kai Trump shot a 13-over 83 on Thursday in her LPGA Tour debut in The Annika, leaving President Donald Trump's granddaughter last in the 108-player field.

www.espn.com

A "lot of good shots just to the wrong spots" is not a definition of good shots, darlin'. By they way, just how did Kai end up playing in the tournament (which continues through Sunday)?


Oh, sure. Anyway, so we can compare her skillset to others in her...class, let's take a look at all 3 golfers playing under sponsor exemption:


Hmm. In her defense, the player just above Kai on the leaderboard is Benedetta Moresco, who was also cut and ended up at...12 over par. Moresco was the low amateur (lowest or best scoring non-professional player) at the 2023 U.S. Women's Open. Something for Kai to shoot for, I guess.

I wonder if narcissism is hereditary.

 

[Free]

I think the name you're looking for is TYRANTS.

TURDS is also acceptable.

 

[Casey Pelous]

I think the name you're looking for is TYRANTS.

TURDS is also acceptable.

So many possibilities -- so little time .... HOW TO CHOOSE????

 

[Cat Fratica]

Twankers?

 

[Khamon]

Rumps is the shortest version.

 

[Free]

Truth Social is merging with...a nuclear fusion company???

Trump’s social media business is merging with a nuclear fusion company

President Donald Trump’s social media and crypto company is making a huge bet on a far different industry – nuclear fusion, a potentially lucrative albeit commercially unproven energy technology that could help power a suddenly electricity-starved economy.

Trump Media and Technology Group Thursday announced a surprise merger with TAE Technologies, in an all-stock deal valued at more than $6 billion that would create one of the first publicly traded fusion companies. News of the deal shares of Trump Media (DJT) 35% higher in early trading Thursday.

This sure looks like a sound, harmonious consolidation of interests.

 

[Noodles]

Using the word Merging instead of Fusing

Journalism is dead.

 

[Casey Pelous]

Truth Social is merging with...a nuclear fusion company???

Trump’s social media business is merging with a nuclear fusion company


This sure looks like a sound, harmonious consolidation of interests.

I guess the US will be making a Big Investment in fusion, eh?

Or, are we to believe this is good for the fusion company because Trump Media is so cash heavy?

 

[Free]

I guess the US will be making a Big Investment in fusion, eh?

AI demands huge resources in power, the hugest. And we all know how much we need AI, which explains Trump's sudden desire to deregulate the shit out of it.

 

[Soen Eber]

AI demands huge resources in power, the hugest. And we all know how much we need AI, which explains Trump's sudden desire to deregulate the shit out of it.

"I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission"

 

[CronoCloud Creeggan]

"I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission"

"Just a moment...I've detected a fault in the AE35 antenna unit."
Daisy daisy give me your answer true....

 

[Casey Pelous]

AI demands huge resources in power, the hugest. And we all know how much we need AI, which explains Trump's sudden desire to deregulate the shit out of it.

Indeed.

The fusion company (TAE Technologies) merger is, I think, a more straightforward grift, though.

1) Truth Social buys TAE.

2) The lackeys occupying the Capitol vote to invest heavily in this "revolutionary new technology that will Make 'Murica Grate Agin.

3) TAE fails to deliver -- see: The Producers. No one on this planet is surprised because "fusion is always 10 years in the future."

4) TAE drops into bankruptcy (see: Every Other Thing This Walking Failcake Touched) after the assets are stripped.

The Melon Felon Crime Family just bought themselves billions for $300 million. They've already installed one of their sycophants in the "co-CEO" position.

 

[Cindy Claveau]

 

[Free]

Fascism in full bloom.

 

[Free]

Trump of course continues to benefit from the shit storm he's orchestrating.

 

[Noodles]

I guess the US will be making a Big Investment in fusion, eh?

Or, are we to believe this is good for the fusion company because Trump Media is so cash heavy?

Truth Social is a Black Hole singularity of lies, with a gravitatinal force strong enough to cause sustaned fusion.