The Make us Laugh Challenge Thread

[Casey Pelous]

 

[Essence Lumin]

That's a variation of an old line, "I might have Alzheimers but at least I don't have Alzheimers".

 

[Knutz Scorpio]

Like having CRS

Spoiler

Can't Remember Shit

ETA: Forgot to put in the spoiler explanation.

 

[Casey Pelous]

Like having CRS

Spoiler

Can't Remember Shit

ETA: Forgot to put in the spoiler explanation.

Often comorbid with CSS, CHS, and CFS.

Spoiler

"See, Hear, Find."

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

 

[Khamon]

I don't know anyone named Mark.

SRSLY1/ You seriously don't know anyone named Mark? You need to get out more if you seriously don't know anyone named Mark.

 

[Casey Pelous]

SRSLY1/ You seriously don't know anyone named Mark? You need to get out more if you seriously don't know anyone named Mark.

I know Mark. It's not that big a treat. I'm staying in.

 

[Khamon]

I once knew a Mark Marks, actual name, so I must really get around!

 

[detrius]

The voice acting of these D&D players is hilarious and begging to be animated.

 

[Cindy Claveau]

 

[Essence Lumin]

Bless your heart.

 

[Soen Eber]

Bless your heart.

Well, that's interesting

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

"Damn, that's crazy!"

Or if I'm in a work meeting and missed everything that was said:

"I agree with what was said, and have nothing more to add."

 

[Free]

 

[Cindy Claveau]

San Francisco police interrupts sex party involving midgets, emus and a fountain of sperm, 71 arrests

Lt Haroldson says the first policemen who arrived described the scene as “a mix between an orgy and a circus freak show” and immediately called for backup.

“It seems it was a thematic sex party for people with strange fetishes. They had midgets, bearded women, wild animals and a large outdoor fountain filled with 50 gaalons of semen.”

Dozens of SFPD officers were called on the site to put an end and to the party and regain control of the total of over 500 guests and catch the wild animals.

“It was an extremely delicate operation. Hundreds of naked people trying to flee with emus and boars with ball gags in their mouths running around. It was a very chaotic scene.”

I didn't get my invitation!!

 

[Lexxi]

All of them.

Cat cat cat cat cat cat.

Or, because it is capitalized, the first word.

 

[Knutz Scorpio]

San Francisco police interrupts sex party involving midgets, emus and a fountain of sperm, 71 arrests



I didn't get my invitation!!

Just another day in Second Life

 

[Free]

San Francisco police interrupts sex party involving midgets, emus and a fountain of sperm, 71 arrests

/me follows link to the top of the site.

Welcome to NeoGAF
You've found the gaming industry's guiltiest pleasure.

I bet it doesn't involve midgets and emus, though.

 

[Free]

 

[Casey Pelous]

/me follows link to the top of the site.


I bet it doesn't involve midgets and emus, though.

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Boars

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• A mix between an orgy and a circus freak show .................

*startles awake* "OMG .... it was all just a dream, Auntie Em!"

"Oh? What were you dreaming?"

"Um .... something about a fountain ......"