Jopsy Pendragon
Make Authoritarianism Go Away
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I mean, not to advance conspiracy theory or anything.... BuuuUUUUuuuuut... here's how I think this played out:Stuff we didn't see coming and would do better without: Former first lady Melania Trump has a memoir coming out this fall, “Melania,” billed as “a powerful and inspiring story of a woman who has carved her own path, overcome adversity and defined personal excellence.”
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Melania Trump to tell her story in memoir, 'Melania,' scheduled for this fall
Former first lady Melania Trump has a memoir coming out this fall, “Melania,” billed as “a powerful and inspiring story of a woman who has carved her own path, overcome adversity and defined personal excellence.”abcnews.go.com
Melania: "Doh nuld, I'm leaving you." steely glare.
Donald: "Yeah yeah. How much will it take for you to stay through the election this time?"
Melania: (pinky to her lips ala Dr. Evil) "Five. Five million dollars!"
Donald sighs: "Yeah sure fine, get a ghost writer and publish some memoir or something. I'll have [random russian oligarch] pre-order a hundred thousand copies through shell companies. Anything else?
Melania: (shrugs apathetically) "I'm still not going to make public appearances with you."
Donald shrugs: "Fine whatever. FINE.


















