Cats are jerks

[Argent Stonecutter]

I'll have to visit this museum when I go to Japan, I love how kind they are to the cats. It almost looks like the cats have made a game of trying to get into the museum. Some afternoon amusement for them. I can just see them, meeting up, saying "Hey, Bro, I'm bored, let's go mess with the hoomans at the museum".

They're coming back for the pets.

 

[Free]

 

[Free]

 

[Rose Karuna]

This cat is doing space maths so she can teleport. I am certain cats teleport, I've seen it with my own eyes. On second an empty floor, blink and the next second a cat is standing in the empty space.

 

[Grandma Bates]

This cat is doing space maths so she can teleport. I am certain cats teleport, I've seen it with my own eyes. On second an empty floor, blink and the next second a cat is standing in the empty space.

You may be right. The cat is clearly computing the cumulative probability function for the q-exponential function (q=1),

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q-exponential_distribution

This must be the way the cat is able to calculate how to use quantum tunneling to move through physical barriers.

 

[Isabeau]

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Sid]

 

[Caete]

 

[Free]

 

[Sid]

 

[CronoCloud Creeggan]

There are three things that could be happening here:
1. Billi doesn't understand language and just has a favorite button to step on.
2. That Billi DOES understand and is MAD all the time.
3. That Billi does understand, but isn't mad, he's just trolling the humans.

Having known various cats, number 3 isn't all that unlikely.

That's normal, the cat rules the household, the bipeds don't.

Kittydoken!

 

[Soen Eber]

There are three things that could be happening here:
1. Billi doesn't understand language and just has a favorite button to step on.
2. That Billi DOES understand and is MAD all the time.
3. That Billi does understand, but isn't mad, he's just trolling the humans.

I've watched the videos. The cat gets more attention when they press "Mad".

 

[Beebo Brink]

My laugh is a laugh of recognition. For us, it was a Scotty. She was a very strict by-the-book kinda dog. There were rules -- many of which she created -- and she followed those rules. One of them was bedtime. If we didn't go up to bed by HER time, she would stump up the stairs, then at the midway point pause one last time to glare down at us before she continued her march up to the 2nd floor. If you listened closely you could usually hear a gruff sigh of exaperation.

 

[Sid]

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

My cat flips over the tablet trying to get all the fishes at once.

 

[Rose Karuna]

Cats can work too!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship's_cat?mc_cid=73764eb731&mc_eid=3bd3b3a157

Some of the stories about the cats surviving the ships sinking are amazing.

 

[Free]

 

[Soen Eber]

LOLCats really should be a unit of currency

 

[Isabeau]