What the hell Darnk?!

Isabeau

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"Sir, could you please crawl back into your seat, we're taking off soon."

And who the fuck would want to sit in the middle of that?
Doctor: How'd you manage to break both your legs?

Patient: Well, I was traveling on a plane...

Doctor: And the plane crashed? You're lucky to be alive!

Patient: No, we ran into a bit of turbulence on a somewhat cloudy day.
 

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"Sir, could you please crawl back into your seat, we're taking off soon."

And who the fuck would want to sit in the middle of that?

The lady SEEMS to be demonstrating a seat-recline setting or something. I think the bottom row of seats when they're not reclined probably have as much clearance for getting in and out as the top ones - which looks about the same as what you get on airplanes today.

Honestly I would take one of these seats JUST for the ability to actually stretch out your legs. The thing that irritates me is that the top row of seats very clearly does NOT have a cute little cubby space into which they can fully stretch out their legs. And they physically couldn't, because the design implies that the heads of the next row of passengers will be right where any such space would need to be. That means airlines could charge an extra like $150 for the bottom row with its luxury leg room and screw that.
 

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And they physically couldn't, because the design implies that the heads of the next row of passengers will be right where any such space would need to be.
It's a design that won't fly, anyway. They'd have to do away with overhead storage, at least for the rows that require you to climb into your seat.

The whole thing looks like it was architected by a 6 yo. Or Homer Simpson.
 

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I highly doubt that. Vet discounts aren't really a thing here, heh
 

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Due to a previous post, I've been making up alternative lyrics to the song Safety Dance, by Men Without Hats. I think this one is the best:

You can poop if you want to
But please don't poop when in the pool
Because poopin' in the pool really isn't cool, And
if you do it, we'll get rid of you

Why yes, I was on my way to the bathroom when I came up with that. Why do you ask?
 

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Seen it. That's either a movie trailer or a commercial, I forget now.
 

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