U.S. Border Enforcement - ICE will get you

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French woman, 86, held by ICE after moving to US to marry 1950s sweetheart

Thank god she's been released.

‘Maman is finally free!’: French widow, 86, flies home after ICE detention ordeal | France | The Guardian

An 86-year-old French widow arrested and detained by US immigration agents has been released and allowed to return to her home country.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Whistleblowers Raise Alarm About More Kids Dying in CBP Custody

Another preventable child death is "only a matter of time," they warn, days after PunchUp revealed chaos behind the scenes at the federal agency.

thepunchup.substack.com

 

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If this is an attempt to become writers for The Onion...

Trump backs idea of changing ICE’s name to ‘NICE’

President Trump on Sunday endorsed the idea of changing the name of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to National Immigration and Customs Enforcement, which would give the agency the acronym NICE.

The idea was promoted by conservative influencer Alyssa Marie last month.

“I want Trump to change ICE to NICE (National Immigration and Customs Enforcement) so the media has to say NICE agents all day everyday,” Marie wrote in a March post on social platform X.

Late Sunday evening, the president publicly endorsed the switch.

“GREAT IDEA!!! DO IT,” Trump wrote in a Truth Social post.

 

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[Isabeau]

“We didn’t vote for this…”

 

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Gillian Brockell (@gillianbrockell.com)

These brothers, 15 and 18, came here legally to learn. Their status changed without their knowledge because they transferred schools. Now separated and detained out of state. The “worst of the worst” are in the White House and Fort McNair...

bsky.app

Fortunately they've been released

Gillian Brockell (@gillianbrockell.com)

Great news: Brothers Israel and Max Makoka have been freed. They never should have been detained in the first place, and they still have a capricious and stupid immigration case to fight, but they are free and back with their guardians...

bsky.app

 

[Govi]

If this is an attempt to become writers for The Onion...

Trump backs idea of changing ICE’s name to ‘NICE’

It could easily stand for the far more appropriate Nazified Immigration and Customs Enforcement.