Tucker Carlson is a f*cking lunatic, white supremacist, mysogynist, and Russian propagandist

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Innula Zenovka]

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(I'm hardly an expert in these matters, but wouldn't the increased temperature around their scrotums (scrota?) reduce their sperm count? Maybe he's been nobbled by Soros and is secretely shilling for the Great Replacement!)

 

[Free]

Oh, Tucker. You have some serious sexual repression going on.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Is there a light they can shine between their ears to reverse the damage caused by watching Tucker Carlson?

 

[WolfEyes]

Is there a light they can shine between their ears to reverse the damage caused by watching Tucker Carlson?

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

LOL do those people think that the ears are just holes that lead straight to the brain? XD

ETA: just looked this up. So it's one of those "quantum arthritis bracelet" type of things. I figured as much.

 

[WolfEyes]

LOL do those people think that the ears are just holes that lead straight to the brain? XD

ETA: just looked this up. So it's one of those "quantum arthritis bracelet" type of things. I figured as much.

Why do I feel as if I just poked you in the chest making you look down so I can boop your nose.

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

Well, at least if they scorch their eardrums with UV, they won't be able to hear Cucker Feralson as clearly anymore.

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

ETA:


(I'm hardly an expert in these matters, but wouldn't the increased temperature around their scrotums (scrota?) reduce their sperm count? Maybe he's been nobbled by Soros and is secretely shilling for the Great Replacement!)

I feel fascinated with the way radical right wingers talk about "masculinity." It's so obviously coming from a place of insecurity but they don't see that...

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

I feel fascinated with the way radical right wingers talk about "masculinity." It's so obviously coming from a place of insecurity but they don't see that...

Carlson looks like a guy whose handshake feels like grabbing a wet dish towel.

He'd probably shriek like a small child dropped in a pit of big hairy spiders, if anyone in his idiotic video did one of those bully-lunge-at-your-face-to-made-you-flinch feints at him.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

I feel fascinated with the way radical right wingers talk about "masculinity." It's so obviously coming from a place of insecurity but they don't see that...

I think Carlson's "documentary" marks a shift though where the insecurity is no longer plastered over but is brought to the front and acknowledged - albeit as virtuous, a legitimate concern for the future of humanity. The message isn't "libs are trying to emasculate us and we must resist", it's now "we (American men, I guess) are definitely, admittedly less masculine now and this is the libs' fault because X Y and Z".

The difference is important because when masculinity is something that merely has to be defended the most you can really ask men who consider themselves masculine to do is steadfastly keep doing what they're doing and resolve to never change; but if masculinity is something that must be reclaimed, well now suddenly you can sell them something - products and services that will help them get their masculinity back. "Caveman diets", pills that block lib-chemicals, testicle-tanning machines, and whatever else.

 

[Lexxi]

All real men tan their balls deep deep fried, I mean tan. Yessir. Want your lil swimmers to be nice and baked, m'kay? REAL MAN(trademark pending)

 

[WolfEyes]

I think Carlson's "documentary" marks a shift though where the insecurity is no longer plastered over but is brought to the front and acknowledged - albeit as virtuous, a legitimate concern for the future of humanity. The message isn't "libs are trying to emasculate us and we must resist", it's now "we (American men, I guess) are definitely, admittedly less masculine now and this is the libs' fault because X Y and Z".

The difference is important because when masculinity is something that merely has to be defended the most you can really ask men who consider themselves masculine to do is steadfastly keep doing what they're doing and resolve to never change; but if masculinity is something that must be reclaimed, well now suddenly you can sell them something - products and services that will help them get their masculinity back. "Caveman diets", pills that block lib-chemicals, testicle-tanning machines, and whatever else.

Maybe they're just trying to regrow their hair?

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Tucker Carlson’s answer to masculinity's supposed crisis? ‘Testicle tanning' | Sam Wolfson

Reducing the problems facing American men to their testosterone levels is too stupid even for Carlson

www.theguardian.com

Evernote link

 

[WolfEyes]

Tucker Carlson’s answer to masculinity's supposed crisis? ‘Testicle tanning' | Sam Wolfson

Reducing the problems facing American men to their testosterone levels is too stupid even for Carlson

www.theguardian.com

Evernote link

Reducing the problems facing American men to their testosterone levels is too stupid even for Carlson

No, it isn't.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

Yeah "X is too stupid even for Carlson" is a string of words that could only be spoken by someone who doesn't know anything about Tucker Carlson, lol

 

[Free]

No surprise here.

 

[Free]

Tucker Carlson's 'End of Men' Doc Mocked as Homoerotic: 'This is So Gay'

"This is actually real. Evidently he likes men without shirts, which may explain the Putin obsession," Rep. Adam Kinzinger wrote.

www.newsweek.com

 

[Aribeth Zelin]

Tucker isn't stupid though - he's just saying stupid stuff for the base, who are.

 

[WolfEyes]

It's one thing to get paid for saying stupid stuff. What he does is something more sinister.