At 9:54 this morning, the President of the United States finally emerged from his self-imposed “safety-related” isolation inside the White House to spend his Saturday at Trump National Golf Club outside Washington, D.C. But instead of simply playing golf, Donald Trump spent the afternoon unraveling on Truth Social. Over the course of five increasingly erratic posts, he lashed out at journalists, declared that he had just passed another cognitive screening exam he supposedly takes “every six months,” despite his last one being just over 6 weeks ago on May 26. He attacked the “Dumocrats” as communists, called one of the nation’s most respected journalists “one of the most unattractive people in the News ‘Business,’” and, in perhaps the most surreal moment of all, wrote an imaginary speech about himself that ended with: “TRUMP IS THE BEST POLITICAL ATHLETE OF ALL TIME! CONGRATULATIONS, MR. PRESIDENT. YOU HAVE BEATEN US FOR 10 YEARS, AND WE ARE NOT GOING TO WASTE OUR TIME FIGHTING YOU ANY LONGER. WE CAN’T WIN. DO A GREAT JOB, SIR, RUNNING OUR COUNTRY. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”