Toxic Tesla

[Beebo Brink]

Head-on collision between a Tesla and a dump truck, which sent both drivers to the hospital. I'm surprised it wasn't to the morgue.

Tesla collides with dump truck in Arizona

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This time, a head-on collision between a Tesla Model X and a tractor-trailer killed all 5 4 people who were in the Tesla (and their dog!).

Family blame Tesla’s ‘Autosteer’ feature for veering car into path of oncoming truck after four relatives killed: lawsuit

A Utah man whose wife, two daughters, son-in-law, and family dog were crushed to death when their Tesla Model X suddenly crossed a road’s center line and slammed head-on into a tractor-trailer, claims the electric carmaker and CEO Elon Musk negligently lulled him into a “false sense of security” about the vehicle’s purported autonomous capabilities.

In a 33-page lawsuit reviewed by The Independent, Nathan Blaine accuses Tesla and Musk of having “intentionally misrepresented the safety of their vehicles” and the driver-assistance features.

 

[detrius]

Are Tesla Gigafactory Berlin’s days numbered?

Is Tesla preparing to pull the plug on domestic production in Germany? It might sound crazy for a factory that just...

electrek.co

They're of course blaming the labor union for daring to fight for the rights of the employees, rather than suggesting that their CEO should post less Hitler-stuff.

 

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[detrius]

Head-on collision between a Tesla and a dump truck, which sent both drivers to the hospital. I'm surprised it wasn't to the morgue.

Tesla collides with dump truck in Arizona

Tesla collides with dump truck in ArizonaFor more context and news coverage of the most important stories of our day, click here: https://www.nbcnews.com» Su...

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This sounds like the beginning of a joke.

"Two dump trucks meet on a road..."

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Cyberdumpster!

 

[Innula Zenovka]

The Tesla Influencers Leaving the ‘Cult’

The EV manufacturer is supported by a robust online community. But Elon Musk’s politics and overblown hype about Full Self-Driving are turning some loyalists away.

www.wired.com

Free to read, I think.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Your Tesla Means You’re Poor

Even if you aren't.

jacipriano.substack.com

Free to read, I think.

 

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Your Tesla Means You’re Poor

Even if you aren't.

jacipriano.substack.com

The moment you bought a car because it would save you money on gas, you confessed everything I needed to know about you, because you did the math on fuel costs, compared operational expenses, factored in maintenance savings, ran the numbers, and let those numbers influence a major purchase decision. That’s what poor people do.

Does anyone honestly believe Tesla owners ran through all these calculations before purchase? lol.

I read until I couldn't read anymore. A 2800 word rant on...Tesla owners? Woof.

 

[Beebo Brink]

Your Tesla Means You’re Poor

Even if you aren't.

jacipriano.substack.com

This person sounds really triggered. Whatever point he was trying to make -- Tesla owners aren't rich? -- isn't the flex he seems to feel it is. It doesn't even ring true as to the motives of Tesla owners.

 

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I could imagine a naked man caught emerging from a Tesla vehicle, somewhere. Their fandom is a tad crazy in that way. But entering one of their service centers, with a loaded shotgun? Was not on my bingo card.

Naked man with shotgun arrested at Berkeley Tesla

A naked man with a shotgun who ran into the Berkeley Tesla repair shop was tackled by an officer after charging at him Monday, authorities report.

Berkeley police got several calls Monday at about 7:20 a.m. about a naked man who was "running down the street smashing windows" near Eighth and Gilman streets.

While they were responding, callers said the man had a shotgun and had gone inside the Tesla Service Center, at 901 Gilman St., and was pointing the weapon at people inside.

After what sounds like a dangerous interval where one of the officers had to take cover, police managed to tackle, restrain and handcuff him without any shots fired. Guess what color he is!

 

[CronoCloud Creeggan]

I could imagine a naked man caught emerging from a Tesla vehicle, somewhere. Their fandom is a tad crazy in that way. But entering one of their service centers, with a loaded shotgun? Was not on my bingo card.

Naked man with shotgun arrested at Berkeley Tesla


After what sounds like a dangerous interval where one of the officers had to take cover, police managed to tackle, restrain and handcuff him without any shots fired. Guess what color he is!

255,255,255?

 

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I was not expecting the answer in RGB, but I'll accept it.

 

[Veritable Quandry]

I was not expecting the answer in RGB, but I'll accept it.

CMYK: (0, 12, 26, 0)

 

[Soen Eber]

255,255,255?

He misunderstood the definition of "Investment Vehicle".

 

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CMYK: (0, 12, 26, 0)

Mmm, a little too close to Trumpilla for my taste.

 

[detrius]