WTF Toadally Random Religious Me Me’s

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It better be free because I am certainly not paying for it.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

...oh. Well then.

 

[Veritable Quandry]

...oh. Well then.

And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon Japan’s mountains green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On Honshu’s pleasant pastures seen?

And did the Countenance Divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among these dark Satanic mills?

Bring me my bow of burning gold:
Bring me my arrows of desire:
Bring me my spear: O clouds unfold!
Bring me my chariot of fire.

I will not cease from mental fight,
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
Till we have built Jerusalem
In Japan's green and pleasant land.

 

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WIFI is GOD, and, uh, Google is...its... um, no.

 

[Essence Lumin]

 

[Rose Karuna]

Most important to Republicans is their ability to control women and their bodies, at the expense of EVERYTHING else.

 

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Even in death they won't be very Jesus-like.

 

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[Jopsy Pendragon]

Matthew 19:24: And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

There's a blisteringly hot dry hard overpass in Purgatory that the republicans can camp under, for the eternity it will take to process their claims of refugee status.

[edit: I should make that a meme, but my computer with photoshop on it is having technical problems. :/]

[2nd edit: Oh screw it. Been looking for a reason to try getting used to Gimp... sloppy/awkward, but here goes....]

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

[I should make that a meme, but my computer with photoshop on it is having technical problems. :/]

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If God knows but won't tell, does that make Him an accessory to the crime?

 

[Essence Lumin]

 

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[Dakota Tebaldi]

If God knows but won't tell, does that make Him an accessory to the crime?

Big G doesn't snitch.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

 

[Essence Lumin]