WTF Toadally Random Religious Me Me’s

[CronoCloud Creeggan]

Also, "backmasking". They still believe there are backwards messages hidden in music?

!sterces ruo meht llet t'noD
.od yeht sey ,sey dnA
!nitaS liaH

 

[Romana]

!sterces ruo meht llet t'noD
.od yeht sey ,sey dnA
!nitaS liaH

THE MASTER : Og ot erus saw bmal eht tnew yram taht, erehwyreve dna, wons sa etihw saw eceelf sti, bmal elttila dah yram!.

Actual line from Doctor Who episode The Dæmons.
Only the late great Roger Delgado cities have pulled it off without cracking a smile.

 

[Govi]

!sterces ruo meht llet t'noD
.od yeht sey ,sey dnA
!nitaS liaH

I knew nitaS was the devil's own to sew with...

 

[Essence Lumin]

God vs. Satan: The Battle of the Ages

Across a span of time and on spiritual battlefields our human minds can only struggle to comprehend, an epic battle has been raging between God and a powerful, evil spirit—Satan the devil. This battle has impacted the course of history in powerful ways (and continues to do so)—but in order to...

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The story above has this illustration showing a Knight with White Satan. This game was a draw, never reaching the end.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

Okay you guys made me look for this. I saw it once many many years ago and was never able to find it again, but after looking just now it turns out somebody reposted it last year. It's a "training video" from the 90's that was used by, or at least offered, to, police to teach them about Satanism.


I freaking LOVE stuff like this. I mean - it's a slog if you're not that interested, and it has most of the tropes that you've already heard; but then every once in a while out of nowhere it just drops absolute gems like "Satanists often eat the brain to receive the powers of the dead person" that make you really glad you watched it, particularly since it's all narrated completely straight by a man who sounds like he could be describing the features of a vacuum cleaner.

Highlights include:

- a host who is visibly upset that Satan-worship is constitutionally protected if no crimes are committed
- a "former Satanic high priest" who takes us on a tour of an unnamed park he explains is frequented by both occultists and the homosexual community ("they go hand-in-hand"), where he finds totally-not-staged pagan, voodoo, and satanic symbols neatly spray painted everywhere along with a lidocaine vial which he says is used to numb sacrifice victims so they don't scream in pain
- a list of like 20 important and invariably rapey Satanic holidays. For instance, July 1st is apparently "Demon Revels" night, and Generic 90's Infomercial Voiceover Man deadpans to us that "Sex with Demons, humans and animals, primarily large dogs, takes place with devotees of any age, or any sex". Yup, sexing with demons is just right in there on the list, in this serious video intended to be watched seriously by police

 

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[Beebo Brink]

 

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[Essence Lumin]

True believer?

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

True believer?

Talk about mourning someone's passing.... geez

 

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[Aethelwine]

 

[Veritable Quandry]

 

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Anyone have a money for a rainy day fund they aren't planning to use? I'd like to put this up somewhere for Easter.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

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For tomorrow.

 

[Essence Lumin]