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Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World

"The Sumerian people must have found God's making of heaven and earth in the middle of their well-established society to be more of an annoyance than anything else," said Paul Helund, ancient history professor at Cornell University. "If what the pictographs indicate are true, His loud voice interrupted their ancient prayer rituals for an entire week."

 

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[WolfEyes]

Noah: Thank god!

 

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But if God is invisible, how would he see himself to make man? Even Norman Rockwell had to use mirrors...

 

[WolfEyes]

But if God is invisible, how would he see himself to make man? Even Norman Rockwell had to use mirrors...

Man is always complaining they can't be in two places at once yet god is supposed to be omnipresent. That's some image.

 

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[Dakota Tebaldi]

 

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Good question.

 

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"The Lord was with the men of Judah. They took possession of the hill country, but they were unable to drive the people from the plains, because they had chariots fitted with iron." Judges 1:19 (NIV)

 

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[Noodles]

Also, "My son's name is pronounced 'Heysoos' ."

 

[WolfEyes]

Also, "My son's name is pronounced 'Heysoos' ."

I always thought it was 'hey zeus'.

 

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[Kamilah Hauptmann]

 

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Apparently, Catholicism is just a weird form of Tetris.