WTF Toadally Random Religious Me Me’s

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Sorry, but....

No, the biblical Joseph is NOT Andre the Giant, despite fake claims from 'Stanford University'

"Don't worry, I won't let it go to my head."

wegotthiscovered.com

WE DO NOT LOOK FOR REAL ANSWERS IN THIS THREAD, ONLY RELIGIOUS VERITIES!

 

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Something happened on the way to heaven.

 

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[Innula Zenovka]

 

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Nice drawing of God's sperm.

 

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The memes are gettin' too real!

 

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[Essence Lumin]

Not a meme, but where else to put this? Little did I know there has been research for over a thousand years on whether Jesus pooped or not.

Did Jesus Poop?

It’s actually a serious theological debate, involving would-be popes, saints, and historians since the dawn of Christianity.

www.thedailybeast.com

 

[Khamon]

Whether or not Jesus cut his hair, carried a money purse, dreamed, produced sweat, wore jewelry, masturbated, the list goes on and on and on of stupid waste of time Councils that traveled, met, argued, concluded, were overturned, et cetera et cetera

edit: teh spellings

 

[Essence Lumin]

Wheather or not Jesus cut his hair, carried a money purse, dreamed, produced sweat, wore jewelry, masturbated, the list goes on and on and on of stupid waste of time counsels that traveled, met, argued, concluded, were overturned, et cetera et cetera

it all comes down to whether people really believe he was a supernatural being capable of impossible things. Unlike the Buddha who was not a supernatural being, just a human.

 

[Beebo Brink]

Wheather or not Jesus cut his hair, carried a money purse, dreamed, produced sweat, wore jewelry, masturbated, the list goes on and on and on of stupid waste of time counsels that traveled, met, argued, concluded, were overturned, et cetera et cetera

They didn't have TV or social media, so how else were they going to waste their time, eh?

 

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Scopes Trial -

 

[Essence Lumin]

I have no knowledge of the bible. All I know of Cain and Abel comes from a Randy Newman song.

Cain slew Abel Seth knew not why
For if the children of Israel were to multiply
Why must any of the children die?
So he asked the Lord
And the Lord said:
Man means nothing he means less to me
Than the lowliest cactus flower
Or the humblest Yucca tree
He chases round this desert
Cause he thinks that's where I'll be
That's why I love mankind