Things you can say about a pet you shouldn't say about a friend

[EmpressOfCommunism]

I had to kick her off the couch because she stuck her ass in my face and tried to eat a plastic bag.

 

[Veritable Quandry]

If he shits on the carpet one more time, he's going to have to live in the garage.

 

[Free]

I would say that about a friend.

>> Things you can say about a pet you shouldn't say about a friend

 

[Free]

Rub his nose in it.