The Trump Presidency, Season 2

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I'm trying to understand why, if Trump gives them the wrong size, they don't simply buy an identical pair in the right size. He's not going to remember what size he gave them. Or simply swap the shoes amongst themselves.

You're assuming they're smart enough to think of these options.

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

I am not in the least bit surprised that Moronicus Maximus has taken the phrase "You've got some pretty big shoes to fill" so utterly and entirely literally.

 

[Cristiano]

I can't believe I'm posting something about Trump forcing staff to wear the shoes he wears. But here we are.

My response to this:

 

[Noodles]

My response to this:

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His giant ears serves to keep him balanced by harnessing the breeze.

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

My response to this:

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An intelligent sycophant would at least put some cotton balls in the front section of the shoe, but Rubio is even too dumb to do that.

 

[Casey Pelous]

An intelligent sycophant would at least put some cotton balls in the front section of the shoe, but Rubio is even too dumb to do that.

Trump's favorite shoe brand Florsheim is suing him

 

[Zaida Gearbox]

We need stickers of Trump pointing saying I did that for gas pumps.

 

[Casey Pelous]

We need stickers of Trump pointing saying I did that for gas pumps.

Easily available on Amazon.

 

[Beebo Brink]

I'm not quite as immune to shock as I thought.

Trump Offers Donors Access to “National Security Briefings” - MeidasTouch News

Donald Trump is promoting a “National Security Briefing Membership” to supporters who donate to him in a new fundraising email, promising what he calls “private national security briefings” and “unfiltered updates on the threats facing America.”

The message, sent March 12, urges recipients to “claim your spot” in an “elite group” that will receive the “inside scoop” directly from Donald Trump on foreign adversaries, border threats, and what he describes as “deep state sabotage.”

 

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I'm not quite as immune to shock as I thought.

Trump Offers Donors Access to “National Security Briefings” - MeidasTouch News

I honestly don't know which reaction emoji to pick for this one.

 

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WH Prayer Event Gets Viral Mocking Across China - Joe.My.God.

The India Herald reports: In today’s hyperconnected world, political theater rarely stays confined to one country. A single moment can cross oceans, languages, and cultures within hours — and sometimes it doesn’t travel as intended. That’s exactly what happened with a widely circulated prayer...

www.joemygod.com

Always a good day when I get to watch China mock us.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

If you can bear to enter the hell-hole that is Elon Musk's X nowadays, some of the AI versions of the image, and AI films of it, are certainly amusing.

 

[Noodles]

I honestly don't know which reaction emoji to pick for this one.

 

[Govi]

I'm trying to understand why, if Trump gives them the wrong size, they don't simply buy an identical pair in the right size. He's not going to remember what size he gave them. Or simply swap the shoes amongst themselves.

I'm trying to understand why, if Trump gives them the wrong size, they don't simply buy an identical pair in the right size. He's not going to remember what size he gave them. Or simply swap the shoes amongst themselves.

It would seem that none of them is smart enough to invent such solutions for themselves. The question, to me, is why are they so afraid of losing these meaningless positions Trump has given them: State Department lackey, National Security lackey, etc. How can they be so afraid of Trump? With what has he threatened them?

 

[Isabeau]

I just want to know why he goes around giving people shoes. WTF is that?

 

[Essence Lumin]

I just want to know why he goes around giving people shoes. WTF is that?

 

[Casey Pelous]

Papoon for President! You know he's not insane!

 

[Jolene Benoir]

Treason. You can bet your sweet bippy that every country on earth, but in particular, Russia, China, Saudi Arabia will be lining up. Hell, if the money is right and they take very basic measures to hide their identity, because this administration is utterly incompetent, he will sell it to Iranian agents.

Trump Promises Donors Access to His 'Private National Security Briefings' in New Fundraising Email: "You’ll get the inside scoop DIRECT from me, President Trump," the email promised to supporters who quickly paid to become a "National Security Briefing Member"

https://people.com/trump-promises-donors-access-national-security-briefings-11925725

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

I'm not quite as immune to shock as I thought.

Trump Offers Donors Access to “National Security Briefings” - MeidasTouch News

"Selling state secrets" proceeds going directly into the "people who should be disbarred for cause but continue to abuse the law and they're ethical code to blow Sunshine up VinShitzinpants ass.

Anyone stupid enough to fall for the scam deserves the heinously overpriced vacuous one page of fawning glory with pictures of and about the sphinterless defecator in chief, stripped of depth and detail that might lose his goldfish level attention span hurling him into an ADHD meltdown/tantrum.

Offs, I just saw the connection between his name and the orange clown makeup: tanTrump.

I guess he's karma's punishment for all the drone strikes over the last ?20? Years?

 

[Innula Zenovka]

I'm not quite as immune to shock as I thought.

Trump Offers Donors Access to “National Security Briefings” - MeidasTouch News

According to the article

The message, sent March 12, urges recipients to “claim your spot” in an “elite group” that will receive the “inside scoop” directly from Donald Trump on foreign adversaries, border threats, and what he describes as “deep state sabotage.”

Presumably, then, if you pay up, you'll receive even more fundraising emails containing the amber Amin's ramblings about the yuge ... enormous like no one's ever seen before ... threats to the US posed by whoever comes into his head some terrible enemies he's just received a confidential briefing about and how only he can defeat it and save the nation, but only if you send him a donation in the next 24 hours, and while you're at it, why not buy a Trump hat/bible/watch/smartphone?