EXECUTIVE ORDER
SUBJECT: Diet Coke to be the Exclusive Diet Beverage on All Government Premises
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered as follows:
Section 1. Policy. It is the policy of the United States to promote and ensure the health, safety, and prosperity of its citizens. In pursuit of this policy, I, Donald J. Trump, have determined that Diet Coke, a beverage known for its excellence and unmatched taste, shall be the sole diet beverage allowed on all federal government premises.
Section 2. Prohibition of Diet Pepsi.
- a. Effective immediately, the sale, distribution, or provision of Diet Pepsi or any of its variants on any property owned or leased by the Federal Government is strictly prohibited.
- b. All current stocks of Diet Pepsi on government premises must be removed within 3 days of the issuance of this order.
Section 3. Mandate for Diet Coke.
- a. All cafeterias, vending machines, and other food service outlets on government property shall exclusively offer Diet Coke as the only diet cola beverage.
- b. Federal agencies are directed to enter into negotiations with The Coca-Cola Company to ensure an adequate supply of Diet Coke at competitive pricing.
Section 4. Implementation.
- a. The Secretary of Health and Human Services, in consultation with the General Services Administration, shall oversee the implementation of this order.
- b. Within 14 days from the date of this order, all federal departments and agencies shall submit a plan for compliance to the Office of Management and Budget.
Section 5. Penalties.
- Non-compliance with this order may result in disciplinary actions, including but not limited to, fines, suspension from government purchasing contracts, or other sanctions as deemed appropriate by federal law enforcement or regulatory bodies.
Section 6. General Provisions.
- a. This order shall be implemented consistent with applicable law and subject to the availability of appropriations.
- b. This order is not intended to, and does not, create any right or benefit, substantive or procedural, enforceable at law or in equity by any party against the United States, its departments, agencies, or entities, its officers, employees, or agents, or any other person.
Section 7. Effective Date. This order is effective immediately upon signing.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this day of [INSERT DATE], in the year of our Lord two thousand twenty-five, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and forty-ninth.
Donald J. Trump
President of the United States of America
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