The Trump Presidency, Season 2

[Ellie]

Or Obama, particularly if he was wearing a tan suit at the time.

..and eating a sub slathered with Grey Poupon?

Grey Poupon issued an open letter to President Barack Obama urging him to grant “pardons” to all Americans who have ever been criticized for their love of Dijon mustard.

Grey Poupon Writes Obama to Pardon Dijon Lovers

 

[Cristiano]

On the topic of the Ford employee who Trump swore at:

 

[Casey Pelous]

Imagine having the power to embarass all of Ford Motor Company and the entire state of Michigan with two words. I mean yes, there's the alliteration factor, but still!! Impressive.

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

Excuse of the day: Greenland is needed for the Golden Dome. Yeah, dumbass...

 

[Noodles]

Trump watched Greenland the movie in preperation for Greenland 2 and now he wants Greenland in case of a world ending event.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

Well, look who's here! The speculation about Proud Boys disguised as ICE does indeed have some foundation

I kinda don't think that's real - notice it's the only name on the list that mysteriously isn't in LN, FN format.

Just that one, though. You know that at least dozens of Proud Boys actually are in ICE now.

 

[Free]

One thing we learned from Trump yesterday is that flipping the bird doesn't quite have the same impact when your middle finger is the size of a Vienna sausage

The math checks out.

 

[Free]

 

[Lexxi]

Or Obama, particularly if he was wearing a tan suit at the time.

I can't really imagine Obama doing that, though that's because he had an anger translator.

 

[Free]

I would have never guessed Ted Cruz could have been this prescient.

Distill Social (@distillsocial.bsky.social)

Ted Cruz, 2016: “We’re liable to wake up one morning and Donald, if he were president, would have nuked Denmark.”

bsky.app

 

[Free]

It's possible this person will lose his job. Someone get a GoFundMe or Patreon or whatever going for him.

GoFundMe Campaign for Autoworker Who Got the Middle Finger From Trump Hits $450,000

The autoworker called the president a "pedophile protector," a reference to his suppression of the Epstein files.

gizmodo.com

(Link to GoFundMe page in article.)

 

[Innula Zenovka]

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/five-takeaways-reuters-interview-president-trump-2026-01-15/

The president expressed frustration that his Republican Party could lose control of the U.S. House of Representatives or the Senate in this year’s midterm elections, citing historical trends that have seen the party in power lose seats in the second year of a presidency.
“It's some deep psychological thing, but when you win the presidency, you don't win the midterms,” Trump said. He boasted that he had accomplished so much that “when you think of it, we shouldn't even have an election.”

 

[Chalice Yao]

I just read the worst and best joke on Discord.

....


"If Greenland renames itself Epstein Island, Trump will suddenly stop talking about it."

 

[Cindy Claveau]

 

[Casey Pelous]

GoFundMe Campaign for Autoworker Who Got the Middle Finger From Trump Hits $450,000

The autoworker called the president a "pedophile protector," a reference to his suppression of the Epstein files.

gizmodo.com

(Link to GoFundMe page in article.)

At last report the GoFundMe was past $750,000.

This yelling "Pedophile Protector!" thing could get very popular. What a shame, oh, dear, tsk tsk, etc....

 

[Free]

"If Greenland renames itself Epstein Island, Trump will suddenly stop talking about it."

But can we afford to have 2 Epstein Islands?

 

[Free]

J.D. is right, though. Would the U.S. be able to threaten an invasion of Greenland if Denmark was doing a better job?

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

Trump is now threatening countries opposing his Greenland plans with tariffs.

Time to jettison the American treasure bonds en masse sooner than later I guess...

Trump floats new tariffs in push to acquire Greenland

The comments show Trump considering applying his aggressive tariff strategies to his efforts to acquire Greenland.

www.cnbc.com

 

[detrius]

At last report the GoFundMe was past $750,000.

This yelling "Pedophile Protector!" thing could get very popular. What a shame, oh, dear, tsk tsk, etc....

That's a bit of a mouthful, though.

How about "Chomo Chickenking" or "Donnie Diddles-Kids"?

I'm sure you native English speakers can come up with better insults than me.

 

[Free]

I'm sure you native English speakers can come up with better insults than me.

Pedo fan.