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Mozilla's new fintech CEO has announced that the company will begin investing in AI and that Firefox will become an AI browser.
Too many to choose from now!Mozilla's new fintech CEO has announced that the company will begin investing in AI and that Firefox will become an AI browser.
A lot of what's frustrating about all these bullshit "AI" products is that they very clearly are not rooted in what customers want, they are rooted in what out of touch, rich investors want to give people. It seems like there has been a major paradigm shift in industry where they will do anything to appease investors and we customers can go fuck ourselves.
With so many of these things, it's very unclear what problem they are trying to solve. ...other than investors needing more money.
Well yes.... that one I get. But many of the AI features in random products don't do that....The reality is, in most cases, its trying to "solve" the problem of having to hire and pay employees and people.
Zelda
@TheZeldaZone @mastodon.social
"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"
I cannot believe this heel turn. Actually scratch that, I can totally believe it, it's just - so heartbreaking. It's like that scene from the Star Wars movie where Obi Wan has just diced up Anakin and starts crying about how Anakin was supposed to be the Chosen One, while Anakin is just twitching on the ground going "ARGLEBLARGLE I HATE YOUUUU". Anakin "Mozilla" Skywalker.#Mozilla has published what I can only call as an exercise of violence disguised as a website. What. The fuck. Is this. There is NO ONE at the wheel here.
Oh yeah, Mozilla has completely lost it. Off the deep end.
What, fool us into thinking it was a decentralized technology that would empower humanity? How well is that working out?Doing for AI what we did for the web
THE FUTURE IS NOT AUTO-GENERATED.
THE FUTURE IS NOT PRE-APPROVED.
THE FUTURE REQUIRES CONSENT.

Well, that comes close. It certainly does feel like Mozilla is run by mushrooms.THE FUTURE IS EXPERIMENTAL SYNTH-MUSHROOM POP.
Or someone ON mushrooms.Well, that comes close. It certainly does feel like Mozilla is run by mushrooms.
AI=Dead sexy.Better idea, don't waste development resources on AI and do something like adding the USB HID API so I don't have to have Chrome installed to manage my keyboard?