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I woke up this morning thinking about the old National Lampoon cover...
Oh fucking hell, even Katy Perry in a slinky gown can't make that fucking monstrosity look good. And what the Hell Katy Perry, who wears a gown in front of their totes unfashioniable Tesla Truck?
Fucking things make the Pontiac Aztek look like a work of art.It's almost as if it was -intentionally- designed to make every other vehicle on the road look better by comparison. True or not, it absolutely succeeds at it.
Once you see them as low poly vehicles, you can't STOP seeing them as low poly.Drove by a dealership, there was this whole row of them, they didn't look real. Like the whole lot was suddenly a low-poly render.
Heck, even the Fiat Multipla looked better.Fucking things make the Pontiac Aztek look like a work of art.
My theory is that they 3D printed a video game car from 1998. Same poly count.Once you see them as low poly vehicles, you can't STOP seeing them as low poly.
I already regret googling that.Heck, even the Fiat Multipla looked better.

If you were alone in the woods, would you rather encounter a bear or a man? Answers to that hypothetical question have sparked an ongoing and debate about why the vast majority say they would feel more comfortable choosing a bear.
I don't... it's the first time I've seen a car that looked as much like a pregnant woman as it does a mode of transportation!I already regret googling that.![]()
Yeah.. It looks like AI art of a pregnant car, lol.I don't... it's the first time I've seen a car that looked as much like a pregnant woman as it does a mode of transportation!
Stupid X. Enlarged video to watch. Tried to close when done. Clicked on the X. Clicked on it again. Nothing appears to be happening. Oh, that's the icon for X not an X to close the pop-up. pfft.The new art of political re-dubbing.
I've been seeing that debate all over Twitter-formerly-known-as-X. This specific picture here kind of looks like the bear is sitting there thinking "why the fuck is this woman hugging me?"