LOL! Political ZOMGWTF

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Well foo. I forget the exact wording, it was something like:

"McConnel now Lindsey? Someone call Harry Potter, Trump has already lost two Horcruxes!"

 

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Oh I hope this is true. Do you think prayers will help? He deserves an awesome dose of God given apoplexy.

 

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Alas, it read Apocalyptic, not Apoplectic.

 

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MAGA's get far more angry about the way any given democrat woman laughs than they do Trump being a rapist who's crashing the economy.

 

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MAGA's get far more angry about the way any given democrat woman laughs than they do Trump being a rapist who's crashing the economy.

Their one rule is always: "Everything is fine when WE do it. It's never fine when YOU do it. What "It" is being done doesn't matter, only the WHO matters. And the fact that we continue to get away with "It", shows that we're powerful and you're not. So it's working. Haha. Sucks to be you."

 

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Spoiler: The worst meme you will see today

 

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Hegseth Says His Naturally High Testosterone Has Helped Him Apply Makeup

“In order to be Secretary of War, I have to be Secretary of Warpaint,” he told reporters. “And my warpaint is by Estée Lauder.”

www.borowitzreport.com

 

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Hegseth Says His Naturally High Testosterone Has Helped Him Apply Makeup

“In order to be Secretary of War, I have to be Secretary of Warpaint,” he told reporters. “And my warpaint is by Estée Lauder.”

www.borowitzreport.com

one of the follow up comments is particularly on point:

Hegseth is a half a penile implant away from being a total dick.

 

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