LOL! Political ZOMGWTF

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[Isabeau]

You know what reaction button would really get a lot of use from me? An evil smile one, à la Disaster Girl.

 

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Trump Orders Cabinet to Wear Three Pairs of Tube Socks to Make His Ankles Look Normal

White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt attempted to downplay Trump’s demand.

www.borowitzreport.com

Donald J. Trump ordered members of his Cabinet on Wednesday to start wearing three pairs of tube socks to make his ankles appear normal.

At the White House, press secretary Karoline Leavitt attempted to downplay Trump’s demand, as well as his order that Cabinet members use a hammer to create bruises on the back of their hands.

“The press has been trafficking in stories about the President’s health which are entirely malicious and false,” said Leavitt, black sweat socks protruding from her Ann Taylor slingbacks.

I should be in bed asleep right now...

 

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Paul Fell Cartoons

Paul Fell Cartoons

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[Isabeau]

World Extortion Hat (@kenwhite.bsky.social)

The assassination of Charlie Kirk makes we worry we can no longer have peaceful discussions of whether gays should be stoned to death or civil and collegial debates about whether black people are inherently inferior. Our culture will suffer. New York Times tomorrow

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Supplementary one from The Onion (they continue to do god's (Thor's) work).

 

[Cindy Claveau]

None of the last 31 political attacks was by anyone from 'the Left'. Not one. We can count them.

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

I've seen people on drugs. The watery glassy eyes, the thousand yard stare.... that man looks like he's high as fuck.

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

None of the last 31 political attacks was by anyone from 'the Left'. Not one. We can count them.

One. One of them. I would also count Luigi so that's two out of 32. Also the "mainstream left" in the US is generally mildly conservative.

 

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Can we call out Trump on cultural appropriation?

 

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Imagine if Kenvue, the parent company of Tylenol, had the balls to do this.

 

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