LOL! Political ZOMGWTF

[Isabeau]

That makes it even funnier

 

[Khamon]

That is from 2017.

Thank You Essence. My mind was riding what I'd heard about the recent flooding and not paying attention to detail. can has butterbrain

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Gráinne Maguire On Losing in Front of Your Home Crowd

“I don’t know whether headlining a Sinn Féin gala would be good for my brand.”

jonn.substack.com

 

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Oh, The Onion. You make a girl's temporal lobes go pitter patter.

Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia

WASHINGTON—Facing mounting backlash from his MAGA base over his perceived ties to the Jeffrey Epstein case, President Donald Trump reportedly encouraged his supporters Monday to simply move on from society’s widespread disdain for pedophilia. “It’s time to just accept that some people like...

theonion.com

MAGA Voter Drills Hole Into Skull To Relieve Sudden Doubts About Trump

theonion.com

 

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[Casey Pelous]

Yeah, cane sugar is All Natural, while other not-cane sugar is full of CHEMICALS like C12H22O11 and C6H12O6! I bet it's even gluten-free.

I feel healthier already!

 

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Yeah, cane sugar is All Natural, while other not-cane sugar is full of CHEMICALS like C12H22O11 and C6H12O6! I bet it's even gluten-free.

I feel healthier already!

OMG, Casey is a Magat!

 

[Veritable Quandry]

Corn growers will be thrilled.

 

[Casey Pelous]

OMG, Casey is a Magat!

I DO MY OWN RESEARCH(tm)!

 

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btw, using REAL cane sugar in Coke will make it... Mexican Coke.

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

Yeah, cane sugar is All Natural, while other not-cane sugar is full of CHEMICALS like C12H22O11 and C6H12O6! I bet it's even gluten-free.

I feel healthier already!

hahaha, yeah. I follow nutrition research very closely and it's fun to watch people do mental gymnastics to tell themselves they can make sugar healthy. The only really healthy sugar is to eat it with the whole fruit. ....but can't put that in coke.

 

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Just like normal with Trump, the "agreement" with Coca-Cola looks like bullshit.

Trump’s claims of a Coca-Cola agreement quickly go flat as nutritionists groan

Whichever sweetener is used, Coke is still crammed with sugar.

arstechnica.com

On Wednesday, Coca-Cola failed to confirm that supposed agreement. On its website, the beverage giant posted a brief, vague statement saying "We appreciate President Trump’s enthusiasm for our iconic Coca‑Cola brand" and that "More details on new innovative offerings" will be announced soon.

Maybe look for a "Coke CANE" side product soon...

 

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He put his name on it! Well, they did. But you know he commanded them to do it.

 

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