LOL! Political ZOMGWTF

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Thinking of you, Cindy Claveau as I'm posting this.

 

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[Lexxi]

It's starting to feel like this. Also,

Sorry, only just now saw this comment so didn't see you already posted the Hoffa Tweet.

 

[Isabeau]

It was funny both times, heh.

 

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J. D. Vance seen here in less stressful times with his beautiful wife, Usha.

 

[Caete]

No, JD Vance Did Not Say He Had Sex with Couch Cushions

 

[Casey Pelous]

No, JD Vance Did Not Say He Had Sex with Couch Cushions

Doesn't prove he didn't.

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

No, JD Vance Did Not Say He Had Sex with Couch Cushions

He certainly looks enough like a couch cushion to wonder though.

 

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[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Innula Zenovka]

No, JD Vance Did Not Say He Had Sex with Couch Cushions

 

[Isabeau]

But has JD Vaseline denied fucking a couch?

John Oliver Called JD Vance’s Campaign to Ask If He’d Ever Had Sex With a Couch

After a joke about Vance’s (fictional) fondness for futons went viral, the ‘Last Week Tonight’ host added his voice to the chorus: “If you ask me to draw a man that f--ks his couch, 10 times out of 10, I’m drawing this guy.”

www.vanityfair.com

 

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Vaseline and couch fabric. Not a good mix.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Khamon]

Vaseline and couch fabric. Not a good mix.

Yeah you have to use...hey...nice try

 

[Casey Pelous]

But has JD Vaseline denied fucking a couch?

John Oliver Called JD Vance’s Campaign to Ask If He’d Ever Had Sex With a Couch

After a joke about Vance’s (fictional) fondness for futons went viral, the ‘Last Week Tonight’ host added his voice to the chorus: “If you ask me to draw a man that f--ks his couch, 10 times out of 10, I’m drawing this guy.”

www.vanityfair.com

I think there are way too many unanswered questions. When, exactly, did he supposedly not fuck a couch? Where? Was this a one-time non-fucking or has this happened over and over and over, as has been alleged by many people?

Why isn't Congress investigating this? WHAT ARE REPUBLICANS COVERING UP?

 

[Innula Zenovka]

"I did not have sexual relations with that couch."

 

[Casey Pelous]

"I did not have sexual relations with that couch."

Exactly what a couchophile would say.

 

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