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Jopsy Pendragon

Jopsy Pendragon

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Innula Zenovka said:
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Duh! Moron. Jury Duty is a civic responsibility that he's probably found a way to weasel out of every single time he's been called up for it.

I've been a Juror enough times to know without even having to look it up: Voir Dire (jury selection) is completed before the defendant is brought into the courtroom. (I didn't know about the exception for self-representation, but it makes sense).
 
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From reddit r/oneorangebraincell:



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I was sitting in the window sill, great window sill by the way, one of the best views in the city; great town that is sadly being destroyed by radical leftists, we have to take our cities back, we have to, and my owner, who is very not smart, one of the least smart people I know, possibly in the whole world came to me. She came to me with her phone. She grabbed a clump of fur, or maybe it was cotton? Most likely fur, and she took the fur, or cotton, put it in a little ball, the most disrespectful tiny ball from the standpoint of balls, and she takes the ball she made and flattens it out. Flattens it. Like a piece of paper. Flattens it. I have never seen hair that flat before, it was the most disrespectful thing I’ve ever seen, and I get treated very unfairly every day, very disrespectful. And she takes the hair, or fur, fur, and puts it on my head. deep breath On my head. Can you believe it? Can you believe it? I have never been treated so poorly by our corrupt owner. Very very disrespectful. She then takes out her phone, by the way phones are now being made in America, every phone is made in America now, I did that, I brought phones back to America, but Sleepy Joe they’re all being made in China again. Very sad, I know, you know it, everyone knows it, very sad. She takes her phone, made here until it was made in China, and pulls out the little camera app, those app icons are so small, so tiny, I can’t even see them, they’re so small, and she takes the tiny camera app and puts the camera smallly in my face… and snaps a photo. She takes a photo, so sad, so disrespectful. This whole place is rigged and corrupt and we’re going to win bigly and take our house back, we have to, we have to take our house back.
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Jopsy Pendragon

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Jopsy Pendragon said:
Duh! Moron. Jury Duty is a civic responsibility that he's probably found a way to weasel out of every single time he's been called up for it.

I've been a Juror enough times to know without even having to look it up: Voir Dire (jury selection) is completed before the defendant is brought into the courtroom. (I didn't know about the exception for self-representation, but it makes sense).
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Innula Zenovka said:
He should certainly have known better, considering the law he sponsored.

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Ah! I guess that makes him my imaginary neighbor?

I live in CA's 52nd congressional district. It used to be the 53rd. but there is no 53rd anymore because CA lost a seat in the 2020 census/redistricting cycle I guess.

Freaking Poe's Law.
 
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