Nobody Cares - Second Life Is Weird AF

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ALIEN

Also,

 

[Mechanical]

Deeper.

 

[Lady Darnk Juniorette]

*Thrashes around in the dork pit*

 

[WolfEyes]

*dumps more lime jello into the dork pit*

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Search MP for 'matches'.

Lots of things match, apparently.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

"Box of matches"

CIGARS? CIGARETTES?

No, you donkey, A BOX OF BLOOMING MATCHES.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

OH COOL MATCHBOX RACERS

 

[Caete]

Found a blog post about it: AnnMarie OToole’s Automated Vehicles Hit The Buffers

And, got it:

Guess who's at it again...Exploiting Mainland - SLUniverse Forums

I happened to see something out by the Linden Road that runs by my store that looked new and out of place. So I went down to see what it is, and

web.archive.org

Just a bit of necro update/closure
Her group "Convicts" is not found in search
The members of it were:
AnnMarie - not found
Raphael Treves - found and a bit salty "Where is AnnMarie? Beloved friend and mentor. It isn't Second Life without you. Missing you still. There is only one AnnMarie O'Toole. If you care about Annie, know she is fine in RL and about to turn 82. And, to those of you who made a fuss about her crazy mainland vehicles traveling the roads FU"
AnnMarie Otoole - not found
MartinJ Tyran - not found
AaronM Jenkins - not found
Enid Oompa - not found
Arienne Blogger - not found
Oleander Otoole - not found

 

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Dubious conclusions. But the review of Second Life is pretty comprehensive, if not several years behind the curve in some ways (there doesn't seem to be any graphical content shown from after 2013-14).

 

[Clara D.]

Search MP for 'matches'.

Lots of things match, apparently.

Being Marketplace, I would guess lots of genitalia.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Being Marketplace, I would guess lots of genitalia.

Clothing ensembles, really.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Spoiler: "Destination" Guide

 

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Unexpected LARGE guests at DJ Roxanne's memorial.

 

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How do you tell it's a demo hair? Why, by demo text floating above it, and the CREEPY DISEMBODIED STYLIST HAND. At least I hope the hand doesn't come with the purchased hair...



(Unorthodox Nise Fro Demo, picked up at Hair Fair 2021)

 

[Monica Dream]

I'm doing the virtual world equivalent of rummaging through my couches for spare change -ie cancelling region subscriptions I have on opensim grids that I never use but have "to show my support" -I've come up with $60, and that totally makes up for the $45 I blew on skins etc in SL

 

[Madi Perth]

A few years before this avatar came in to the world my adult avatar was in Bay City, I think it was Bay City. Some perv IM'ed me telling me how hot I was and asking if I wanted to paraphrasing here, "fornicate like a couple of rabid chipmunks." Before I answered I zoomed in on the avatar. Yup, he was a mailbox. Not sure if I should be honored that I could make a steel box get wood.

 

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Yup, he was a mailbox.

Was his flag up?

 

[Romana]

A few years before this avatar came in to the world my adult avatar was in Bay City, I think it was Bay City. Some perv IM'ed me telling me how hot I was and asking if I wanted to paraphrasing here, "fornicate like a couple of rabid chipmunks." Before I answered I zoomed in on the avatar. Yup, he was a mailbox. Not sure if I should be honored that I could make a steel box get wood.

Plus ça change, plus ça reste la même chose.
While waiting for Twisted Hunt Endgame to get debugged I was doing a bit of another hunt. I was wearing one of the prize outfits (from Roped Passions). Was approached in a shop and a similar convo ensued. Dude thought he was so ooo cool with his genie-themed come -on lines.
I'll edit in some highlights when I'm back at my PC.

Here's the convo I was talking about:
ϟϟ(dude who thinks he's cool)ϟϟ : are you a genie ?
ϟϟ(dude who thinks he's cool)ϟϟ : cause youre what ive been wishing for
Me: Only for the Twisted Hunt. Djinn is the theme.
ϟϟ(dude who thinks he's cool)ϟϟ : i got another one
ϟϟ(dude who thinks he's cool)ϟϟ : How about instead of rubbing your lamp i just rub you instead?
Me: (blocks him and TPs away)

There was more, but it must have been in local chat so I don't have the log.
I remember saying, "haha, cool line, but I'm not here for that".
Obviously it didn't register.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Damage on in your store. Weird flex, but okay.

 

[Robert Jung]

<snip> ...
Here's the convo I was talking about:
ϟϟ(dude who thinks he's cool)ϟϟ : are you a genie ?
ϟϟ(dude who thinks he's cool)ϟϟ : cause youre what ive been wishing for
Me: Only for the Twisted Hunt. Djinn is the theme.
ϟϟ(dude who thinks he's cool)ϟϟ : i got another one
ϟϟ(dude who thinks he's cool)ϟϟ : How about instead of rubbing your lamp i just rub you instead?
Me: (blocks him and TPs away)

<snip> ...

OMG!
I associate that kind of come on with comedians making a joke! Hard to understand how anyone could be that clueless