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Philadelphia Eagles won it, 40 to 22. The Eagles owned the 1st half scoring 24 unanswered points during it, and continued adding to the scoreboard whereas Kansas City only finally woke up for a couple touchdowns in the 4th. However, they never had enough gumption. Defense won this game.As much as I can care for this thing anymore: I'm rooting for Kansas City by 10 points, so it's close but not too close. No need for any nail-biting victories.
I must admit that color announcer Tom Brady (who is generally assumed to be an especially vile incarnation of Satan around these parts) made heroic efforts to convince viewers that the game was not a total blowout even before the end of the first half. I half expected him to declare, "It's not dead, it's just resting!"Philadelphia Eagles won it, 40 to 22. The Eagles owned the 1st half scoring 24 unanswered points during it, and continued adding to the scoreboard whereas Kansas City only finally woke up for a couple touchdowns in the 4th. However, they never had enough gumption. Defense won this game.
Tom is an EX-PATRIOT.I must admit that color announcer Tom Brady (who is generally assumed to be an especially vile incarnation of Satan around these parts) made heroic efforts to convince viewers that the game was not a total blowout even before the end of the first half. I half expected him to declare, "It's not dead, it's just resting!"
Heh.Philadelphia Eagles won it, 40 to 22.
Delivering the fiery, expletive-laden remarks at a postgame press conference after winning Super Bowl LIX, Philadelphia Eagles head coach Nick Sirianni told Eagles fans Sunday, “I hate all of you, fuck you.” “It’s sad to think how much greater the Eagles’ legacy would be if it didn’t have a worthless fanbase filled with such total fucking pricks,” said Sirianni, who added that Eagles fans were loud, rude, and obnoxious assholes before he went on to announce, “This is for you,” and flipped the double birds. “The Eagles won this championship. You arrogant pieces of shit had nothing to do with our victory, and you don’t deserve to celebrate. Honestly, it would have been so much easier to accomplish without the support of you nasty-ass fucking slobs who don’t know ball. Shit town. Shit people. Blow me, assholes.” At press time, Sirianni expressed hope that rioting Eagles fans would burn down Philadelphia and die painfully in the flames.
The Eagles, who triumphed over the Kansas City Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX, have once again made headlines for their stance on political issues, refusing to participate in a tradition that dates back to the Jimmy Carter administration.
According to reports from The U.S. Sun, the decision was a unanimous one by the players and front office. "We represent a city and a state that is pushing for equal rights, respect, and values that respect every human being," one unnamed player was quoted as saying, further adding, "We won’t forget what happened and the criticism we received for taking a stand against racism, and we won’t back down from our values of respect, integrity, and equality."
Oooh, up to three sides now!The refusal to engage in political symbolism is indicative of the growing tension between sports figures, politics, and public perceptions.